Golf Quotes - Page 34

• US President Gerald Ford's golf was so bad we thought he was a 'Hitman for the PGA!

  Bob Hope

  President, Gerald Ford, Hitman

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• As for me, tough duty though it may be, I continue to do my part for the commercial recreation industry. Fishing, boating, tennis, golf, running, hunting, and all of this. Horseshoes. It's tough duty. Somebody has to do it, and I'm going to keep on.

  George H. W. Bush

  Running, Hunting, Fishing

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• I always said you have to be really smart or really dumb to play this game well. I just don't know where I fit in.

  Beth Daniel

  Smart, Stupid, Games

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• Those years on the golf course as a caddie, boy, those people were something. They were vulgar, some were alcoholics, racist, they were very difficult people to deal with. A lot of them didn't have a sense of humor.

  Martin Sheen

  Humor, Boys, Years

  Interview with David Kupfer, progressive.org. July 1, 2003.

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• This golf course, you miss a shot a little bit off-line, it's going to bite you.

  Mike Weir

  Missing You, Sports, Lines

  PGA Championship press conference, www.pga.com. August 15, 2003.

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• Sometimes in New York, you're walking down the street and you realize there's a girl walking in front of you whose thighs you could hit a golf ball through, and maybe that makes you depressed.

  Sloane Crosley

  Girl, New York, Balls

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• I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per hour when I'm at the course, but when in private I very seldom ever open my mouth.

  Lee Trevino

  Sports, Mouths, Quiet Person

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• This thing is for the game of golf, yeah, but trust me, the Europeans don't have that mentality.

  Payne Stewart

  Trust, Sports, Games

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• I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, Long

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• Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad.

  Dick Van Dyke

  Games, Mad, Missing

  "Dick Van Dyke Discusses His Career in Entertainment". "Larry King Live", www.cnn.com. September 22, 2000.

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• Agriculture is the new golf

  Ed McMahon

  Agriculture

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• I guess what was going to come back came back on Monday. Of course now I've played a different golf course. I've played two practice rounds and two tournament rounds all kind of the same and now today I've played a different golf course.

  Ray Floyd

  Monday, Practice, Two

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• I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else.

  Dave Barry

  Looks, Terrible, Stills

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• Show me a man with a great golf game, and I’ll show you a man who has been neglecting something.

  John F. Kennedy

  Men, Games, Neglect

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• Golf really excites me only when the course is difficult and challenging. I love competing. The pressure of competition against fine holes and fine players makes me feel very much alive.

  Jack Nicklaus

  Player, Competition, Challenges

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• I feel it's important to be active. People who retire, sit by their swimming pool and golf course and plan to relax have a very empty life.

  Betty Ford

  Swimming, Empty Life, People

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• The real way to enjoy playing golf is to take pleasure not in the score, but in the execution of strokes.

  Bobby Jones

  Real, Way, Execution

  Bobby Jones (1966). “Bobby Jones on Golf”, Main Street Books

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• I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote down zero on the scorecard.

  Bob Bruce

  Zero, Play, Guy

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• A pretty girl will always have the toughest time learning to play golf, because every man wants to give her lessons.

  Harvey Penick

  Girl, Men, Play

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• The arc of your swing doesn't have a thing to do with the size of your heart.

  Carol Mann

  Heart, Swings, Size

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• No one has ever conquered this game. One week out there and you are God, next time you are the devil. But it does keep you coming back.

  Juli Inkster

  Games, Devil, Doe

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• That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

  Bob Hope

  Weight Loss, Dieting, Funny Diet

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• It is the constant and undying hope for improvement that makes golf so exquisitely worth playing.

  Bernard Darwin

  Improvement, Constant

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• Most people who play golf have one big trouble: they think too much. To get any real mileage out of this game you've got to sit on your imagination.

  Sam Snead

  Real, Thinking, Games

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• I don't just want to be the best black player or the best Asian player. I want to be the best golfer ever.

  Tiger Woods

  Player, Black, Asian

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