Lee Trevino Quotes About Golf

Quotes about: Golf

• My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

  Lee Trevino

  Golf, Swings, Lunch

• The older I get, the better I used to be.

  Lee Trevino

  Wine, Golf, Tennis

• There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

  Lee Trevino

  Golf, Play, Two

• You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

  Lee Trevino

  Golf, Hook, Fades

• Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

  Lee Trevino

  Golf, Thinking, Games

• You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

  Lee Trevino

  Sports, Husband, Golf

• Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.

  Lee Trevino

  Real, Golf, Hands

• If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

  Lee Trevino

  Sports, Golf, Iron

• There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.

  Lee Trevino

  Sports, Perseverance, Golf

• You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.

  Lee Trevino

  Golf, Play, Two

• I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.

  Lee Trevino

  Golf, Woods, Plant

• I love Merion and I don't even know her last name.

  Lee Trevino

  Golf, Names, Lasts

  "Merion returns to US Open stage, along with an appearance by Mother Nature", www.foxnews.com. June 12, 2013.

• I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

  Lee Trevino

  Dirty, Golf, Games

  Quoted in Scholastic Coach,'Coaches' Corner', Dec 1982.

• Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars.

  Lee Trevino

  Dog, Golf, Two

• I'm a golfaholic. And all the counseling in the world wouldn't help me.

  Lee Trevino

  Golf, World, Helping

• Who can say I have a bad swing? The only thing that matters in golf is the score you put on the board. You don't have to look pretty out there, you have to win. Look at my record and tell me who has a better swing than mine.

  Lee Trevino

  Golf, Winning, Swings

• A hungry dog hunts best.

  Lee Trevino

  Dog, Golf, Hungry

  "Serby’s Sunday Q & A with… Damontre Moore". Interview with Steve Serby, nypost.com. August 11, 2013.

• Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.

  Lee Trevino

  Dirty, Golf, Gold

• I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

  Lee Trevino

  Golf, Winning, Years

• My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.

  Lee Trevino

  Home, Divorce, Golf

• Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.

  Lee Trevino

  Funny, Golf, Turtles

• If God wanted you to putt cross-handed, he would have made your left arm longer.

  Lee Trevino

  Golf, Arms, Crosses

• Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"

  Lee Trevino

  Golf, Men, Caddies

• I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to play.

  Lee Trevino

  Golf, Play, Two

• If it wasn't for golf, I don't know what I'd be doing. If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a plant somewhere.

  Lee Trevino

  Golf, Two, Plant

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