Lee Trevino Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.

  Lee Trevino

  Funny, Golf, Turtles

• My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.

  Lee Trevino

  Funny, Marriage, Sports

• There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.

  Lee Trevino

  Funny, Dog, Two

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