Chi Chi Rodriguez Quotes About Golf

Quotes about: Golf

• After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Dirty, Golf, Play

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• I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Golf, Missing, Helping

• I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Golf, Three, Fear Of Death

• I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Golf

• The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Dirty, Golf, Gold

• I've heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Believe, Positive Thinking, Golf

• He told me just to keep the ball low.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Golf, Balls, Lows

• Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Fun, Golf, Clothes

• If you buy a book on golf instruction buy the thinnest book you can find. The thinner the book, chances are the easier and more elementary the instruction. It can do one of two things: help you more or hurt you less. Both are good compared to the alternative.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Hurt, Book, Golf

• Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Golf, Caddies

• The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Golf, Bags, Woods

• Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Golf, League, Winner

• When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Moving, Mean, Golf

• Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Golf, Land, Two

• Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Sports, Golf, Corny

• I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Golf, Remember, Funny Fishing

• A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Golf, Time Zones, Balls

• I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Golf, Wife, Credit

• Jack Nicklaus is a legend in his spare time.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Golf, Legends, Spare Time

• When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Golf, Player, Iron

• I'm playing like Tarzan-and scoring like Jane.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Golf, Jane

• Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Cutting, Golf, Hot

• Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Golf, Giving, Monkeys

• When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Sports, Golf, Winning

• I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Golf, Bananas, Green

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