I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you.
I miss. I miss. I miss. I make.
Everything was fine until I walked on to the first tee!
To give yourself the best possible chance of playing to your potential, you must prepare for every eventuality. That means practice.
I don't want people to watch the way I dress. I want people to watch the way I play.
I miss it, I miss it, I miss it, I make it.
The only time I talk on the golf course is to my caddie. And then only to complain when he gives me the wrong club.
The point is that it doesn't matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a beauty at the moment of impact.
I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me.
I do not trust doctors. They are like golfers. Every one has a different answer to your problems.
In the United States, I'm lucky; in Europe, I'm good.
They say I get into too many bunkers. But is no problem. I am the best bunker player.
I always putted without a glove but I have no idea why - I saw others doing it and copied them.
If you ever feel sorry for somebody on a golf course, you better go home. If you don't kill them, they'll kill you.
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