Funny Inspirational Quotes - Page 8

• Copy and paste is a design error.

  David Parnas

  Errors, Design, Programming

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• Nobody who ever gave his best regretted it.

  George Halas

  Inspirational, Motivational, Success

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• Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.

  Tina Fey

  Motivational, Inspiring, Leadership

  "Bossypants". Book by Tina Fey, 2011.

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• Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.

  Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

  Inspirational, Funny, Years

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  Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.

  Carl Jung

  Funny, Depression, Witty

  Quoted in the Observer, 19 Jul 1975.

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• It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leaders and microchips were very small snack foods.

  Geraldine Ferraro

  Memorable, Long Ago, Snacks

  Geraldine Ferraro, Linda Bird Francke (1985). “Ferraro: My Story”, p.191, Northwestern University Press

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• April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

  Mark Twain

  Funny, Humorous, Fools Day

  Pudd'nhead Wilson ch. 21, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar" (1894)

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• The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

  W. Somerset Maugham

  Inspirational, Funny, Science

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• How you respond to the challenge in the second half will determine what you become after the game, whether you are a winner or a loser.

  Lou Holtz

  Motivational, Soccer, Sports

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  Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

  Groucho Marx

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

  Robert Orben

  Funny, Birthday, Fitness

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• If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right.

  Jules Renard

  Lonely, Loneliness, Being Alone

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• It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it.

  John Wooden

  Basketball, Sports, Perseverance

  "The Graduation Speech I Never Got to Give" by Laura Myers, ndsmcobserver.com. May 20, 2011.

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• History, of course, is never real. People either glorify it or horrify it. Or at the very least color it.

  Paula Wall

  Funny, Real, Color

  Paula Wall (2010). “The Rock Orchard: A Novel”, p.7, Simon and Schuster

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• Those who believe they can do something and those who believe they can't are both right.

  Henry Ford

  Motivational, Inspiring, Believe

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• If you don t know where you are, a map won't help.

  Watts Humphrey

  Baseball, Goals Dreams, Yankees

  Watts S. Humphrey (1989). “Managing the Software Process”, Addison-Wesley Professional

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• Funny women are honest women.

  Elizabeth Meriwether

  Inspirational, Empowering, Honest Woman

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• I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.

  Mark Twain

  Inspirational, Funny, Leadership

  Attributed in Reader's Digest, Apr. 1934. A similar remark, attributed to an anonymous octogenarian, appears in the Washington Post, 11 Sept. 1910. See Jefferson 42

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• You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing.

  Paul Stanley

  Funny Motivational, Top Management, Civil War

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• Profit in business comes from repeat customers, customers that boast about your project or service, and that bring friends with them.

  W. Edwards Deming

  Inspirational, Business, Loyal Customers

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• You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

  Franklin P. Adams

  Patience, Baby, Children

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• A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

  Mark Twain

  Funny, Life, Education

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• A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

  Oscar Wilde

  Inspirational, Funny, Sarcastic

  The Picture of Dorian Gray ch. 1 (1891)

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• The history of the world is the history of a few men who had faith in themselves

  Swami Vivekananda

  Success, Men, World

  Swami Vivekananda (2015). “Personality Development”, p.49, Advaita Ashrama

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• Even I don't know what you're doing, and I know everything.

  Karen Marie Moning

  Funny Motivational, Wonderful Life, Schindler's List

  Karen Marie Moning (2016). “The Fever Series 7-Book Bundle: Darkfever, Bloodfever, Faefever, Dreamfever, Shadowfever, Iced, Burned”, p.386, Dell

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