We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet.
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
Effort only fully releases its reward after a person refuses to quit.
Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time.
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
If you let your head get too big, it'll break your neck.
Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.
The secret of business is to know something that nobody else knows.
Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.
Know the rules well, so you can break them effectively.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare.
I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
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