Stand-up is a very scary, very solitary profession, but you have to experience it to figure out if it's right for you.
I needed time to stand back and go through a lot more experience in life. Then I have something to write about, joke or to animate.
Ideally, you want to be in a fifty-fifty power-sharing arrangement with the audience - both of you are there for a mutually enjoyable experience.
It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.
You will never experience less reality than when you are watching a reality show. You're watching people who aren't actors, put into situations created by people who aren't writers and they're second guessing how they think you would like to see them behave if this were a real situation, which it's not. And you are passively observing this; watching an amateur production of nothing. It's like a photo of a drawing of a hologram.
Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than having to experience the excruciating lonlieness and unacknowledged sadness that results in funny.
Everything is a once in a lifetime experience.
An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience.
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Chaos was the law of nature; Order was the dream of man.
You have to get beyond your own precious inner experiences.
We learn more by looking for the answer to a question and not finding it than we do from learning the answer itself.
A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Common sense is the measure of the possible; it is composed of experience and prevision; it is calculation applied to life.
A sudden bold and unexpected question doth many times surprise a man and lay him open.
The strongest arguments prove nothing so long as the conclusions are not verified by experience. Experimental science is the queen of sciences and the goal of all speculation.
Theories are always very thin and insubstantial, experience only is tangible.
Vocations which we wanted to pursue, but didn't, bleed, like colors, on the whole of our existence.
It is what we know already that often prevents us from learning.
We see our customers as invited guests to a party, and we are the hosts. It's our job every day to make every important aspect of the customer experience a little bit better.
The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.
The true method of knowledge is experiment.
An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made, in a narrow field.
Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing.
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