Drunk Quotes - Page 39

• Scott: Friends don't let friends drive drunk. Nora: Are you trying to appeal to my conscience? Scott: How can you turn down a once-in-a-lifetime chance to drive the 'Stang? Nora: How about you sell me the 'Stang for thirty dollars? I can even pay cash. Scott: Drunk, but not that drunk, Grey.

  Becca Fitzpatrick

  Trying, Dollars, Once In A Lifetime

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• There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Like most people who have had one baby, I am an expert on everythiing and will tell you, unsolicited, how to raise your kid!

  Tina Fey

  Baby, Kids, Adorable

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• I didn't care about anything. And there's a freedom in apathy, a wild, dizzying liberation on which you can almost get drunk. You can do anything. Ask Kevin.

  Lionel Shriver

  Apathy, Care, Kevin

  Lionel Shriver (2010). “We Need To Talk About Kevin”, p.174, Profile Books

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• Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist.

  Dean Koontz

  Self, Car, Educated

  Dean Koontz (2016). “The Complete Odd Thomas 8-Book Bundle: Odd Thomas, Forever Odd, Brother Odd, Odd Hours, Odd Apocalypse, Odd Interlude, Deeply Odd, Saint Odd”, p.72, Bantam

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• But playing your music as loud as you want and coming home drunk aren't real life. Real life, it turns out, is diapers and lawnmowers, decks that need painting, a wife that needs to be listened to, kids that need to be taught right from wrong, a checkbook, an oil change, a sunset behind a mountain, laughter at a kitchen table, too much wine, a chipped tooth, and a screaming child.

  Donald Miller

  Laughter, Children, Real

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• Do you miss Wales?” Tessa inquired. Will shrugged lightly. “What’s to miss? Sheep and singing,” he said. “And the ridiculous language. Fe hoffwn i fod mor feddw, fyddai ddim yn cofio fy enw.” “What does that mean?” “It means ‘I wish to get so drunk I no longer remember my own name,’ Quite useful.

  Cassandra Clare

  Mean, Sheep, Names

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• Velius--so who is she? no wait, let me guess. skin of the finest porcelain. hair of the softest silk. a voice like birdsong, a smile like sunshine, and a mouth that would sate your brightest and darkest wishes Rumbold-- You've m-met her? Velius--oh yes, my friend. we all know her. we've all pursued her. some of us have even been lucky enough to have her. we've been drunk on her sin, become fools of her favor. she might have borne a different face each time, but her name was always the same. Trouble

  Alethea Kontis

  Sunshine, Hair, Names

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• He made her drunk, this man made her drunk; and every time his eyes flashed into hers she could not breathe.

  Kristin Cashore

  Eye, Men, Breathe

  Kristin Cashore (2009). “Graceling”, p.242, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• It amused me to think that one can tell the truth when one is drunk and nobody will believe it.

  Francoise Sagan

  Believe, Thinking, Telling The Truth

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• He tilted his head to the side, still watching me in that same, disconcerting way. “Some things are true, drunk or sober. You should know that. You deal in facts all the time.” “Yeah, but this isn’t—” I couldn’t argue with him looking at me like that. “I have to go. Wait… you didn’t take the cross.” I held it out to him. He shook his head. “Keep it. I think I’ve got something else to help center my life.

  Richelle Mead

  Thinking, Waiting, Sides

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• She's half mad and three parts drunk.

  William Boyd

  Mad, Three, Half

  William Boyd (2012). “Waiting for Sunrise”, p.151, A&C Black

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• And, drunk with my own madness, I shouted at him furiously, "Make life beautiful! Make life beautiful!

  Charles Baudelaire

  Beautiful, Madness, My Own

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• they may all be drunk at my place, but they're all honest, and though we do lie-because I lie, too-in the end we'll lie our way to the truth

  Fyodor Dostoevsky

  Lying, May, Way

  Fyodor Dostoevsky (2012). “Crime and Punishment”, p.204, Vintage

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• I’m driving,” Louis-Cesare said, sliding into the low seat as easily as if he’d done it a hundred times. “You’re drunk.” I wished. “I had all of two beers, mostly for the water content.” “If you needed water, why didn’t you drink water?” “I don’t like water.

  Karen Chance

  Beer, Two, Water

  Karen Chance (2008). “Midnight's Daughter”, p.61, Penguin

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• She didn't want to have anything to do with the party. She was tired of feeling like she didn't fit in, but she didn't want to go home, either, because she was a tired of being lonely and she was a little drunk.

  Candace Bushnell

  Lonely, Party, Home

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• What took you so long?” Nash asked, as he slid into the passenger seat and pulled the door closed. “I stopped to donate all your underwear to the homeless. You’re gonna wanna take care of those tighty whities—they’re all you’ve got left.” He leaned against the door, either too tired or too drunk to sit up. “And to think, most people don’t understand your sense of humor.” “Fools, all of them.

  Rachel Vincent

  Tired, Thinking, Doors

  Rachel Vincent (2010). “Reaper”, p.15, Harlequin

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• Mummy’s coming home late tonight. It’ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn.

  Susan Elizabeth Phillips

  Home, Guy, Watches

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• Sometimes when you get hammered till the small hours you feel pretty good in the morning, but really it's just because you're still a bit drunk. That old hangover is just toying with you, working out when to bite.

  Jojo Moyes

  Morning, Hangover, Work Out

  Jojo Moyes (2012). “Me Before You”, p.275, Penguin UK

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• She was a girl and she was a queen and back in the mists she was a woman who had seized the moon from the sky and drunk its light so that she would never die. And she never had.

  Laini Taylor

  Girl, Queens, Moon

  Laini Taylor (2009). “Lips Touch: Three Times”, p.231, Scholastic Inc.

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• I never drank except a couple sips of wine at Thanksgiving.

  Carol Alt

  Thanksgiving, Couple, Wine

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Why didn't kill me it never made me stronger at all.

  Ed Sheeran

  Stronger, Made, Kill Me

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• I know you'll never love me like you used to.

  Ed Sheeran

  Like You, Used, Knows

  Song: Drunk, Album: Plus, 2011

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• Without you to hold i'll be freezing.

  Ed Sheeran

  Without You, Freezing

  Song: Drunk, Album: Plus, 2011

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• I wanna be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.

  Ed Sheeran

  Bed, Wake Up, Sides

  Song: Drunk, Album: Plus, 2011

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• When I get a very generous introduction like that I explain that I'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand I'm Irish and the Irish are very emotionally moved. My mother is Irish and she cries during beer commercials.

  Barry McCaffrey

  Mother, Beer, Hands

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