Bulldogs have been known to fall on their swords when confronted by my superior tenacity.
I can't tell you how much we laughed on the set to have Alec Guinness in a scene with a big, furry dog that's flying a space ship.
His herding instinct is so strong that he confuses tractors on a baseball field for sheep. He was hospitalized twice. Once by a line drive and once for attacking a tractor tread.
"I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?" "Fido looks a bit weird."
She lies about her age and weight and is slightly older than Rocket. But they've been a couple for eight years, longer than most in Hollywood.
They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.
Strange medical news from Pakistan: A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. They gave the man a dog's organ. In a related story today, Keith Richards was seen chasing a mailman.
I was like, what the hell is my life coming to? I'm a trained actor! I've done Shakespeare and here I am having farting contests with an imaginary dog!
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Every dog must have his day.
Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!
...Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God.
According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.
With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog.
A reasonable amount of fleas is good for a dog; it keeps him from brooding over being a dog.
What kind of life a dog . . . acquires. I have sometimes tried to imagine by kneeling or lying full length on the ground and looking up. The world then becomes strangely incomplete; one sees little but legs.
A dog, I will maintain, is a very tolerable judge of beauty, as appears from the fact that any liberally educated dog does, in a general way, prefer a woman to a man.
Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.
An old dog, even more than an old spouse, always feels like doing what you feel like doing.
If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.
Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard.
Within 10 years it will be impossible to travel to the North Pole by dog team. There will be too much open water.
The Water Babies "Young and Old" When all the world is young, lad, And all the trees are green; And every goose a swan, lad, And every lass a queen; Then hey for boot and horse, lad, And round the world away: Young blood must have its course, lad, And every dog his day.
He will hold thee, when his passion shall have spent its novel force, Something better than his dog, a little dearer than his horse.
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