Poodles Quotes

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Rita Rudner

Dog, Witty, Religious

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The poodle [Rufus] ate in the dining room with the rest of the [Churchill] family. A cloth was laid for him on the Persian carpet beside the head of the household, and no one else ate until the butler had served Rufus's meal.

Winston Churchill

Dog, Dining, Meals

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Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.

George Jean Nathan

Funny, Dog, Love Is

George Jean Nathan (1952). “The world of George Jean Nathan”

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It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.

Brad Garrett

Caffeine, Left

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They're not dogs [poodles], they're art.

Rachael Leigh Cook

Dog, Art, Poodle Dogs

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...Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God.

Charles Kuralt

Dog, Pomeranians, Speak

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When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles... ...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.

Dr. Seuss

Fighting, Battle, Puddles

Song: Fox In Socks

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It was raining cats and dogs, and I fell in a poodle.

Charles A. Murray

Dog, Rain, Cat

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No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.

Louis Sabin

Dog, Silly, Owning A Pet

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Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.

Gene Hill

Dog, Nature, Silly

Gene Hill (2013). “A Hunter's Fireside Book: Tales of Dogs, Ducks, Birds, & Guns”, p.62, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

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Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress.

Louis Sabin

Dog, Home, Animal

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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

Roger Caras

Life, Dog, Sorry

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Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

Max Eastman

Dog, Laughter, Laughing

Max Eastman (2008). “Enjoyment of Laughter”, p.34, Transaction Publishers

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They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.

Jerome K. Jerome

Funny, Dog, Silly

Jerome K. Jerome (2016). “The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow”, p.68, Jerome K. Jerome

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There's nothing so similar to one poodle dog as another poodle dog, and that goes for women, too.

Pablo Picasso

Dog, Poodle Dogs

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A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.

Charles Doran

Dog, Men, Soul

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Stotting is jumping upward with all four legs simultaneously. My advice: do not die until you've seen a large black poodle stotting in the snow.

Douglas Adams

Jumping, Snow, Advice

Douglas Adams (2005). “The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time”, p.40, Del Rey

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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

Mark Twain

Funny, Cute, God

Mark Twain (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Mark Twain (Illustrated)”, p.9262, Delphi Classics

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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Josh Billings

Love, Friendship, Dog

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Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Ann Landers

Dog, Witty, Cat

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The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic.

Henry Ward Beecher

Dog, Children, Puppy

Henry Ward Beecher, William Drysdale (1887). “Proverbs from Plymouth Pulpit”

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He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.

Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.

Agnes Repplier

Dog, Heart, Animal

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If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

Woodrow Wilson

Inspiring, Dog, Silly

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When most of us talk to our dogs, we tend to forget that they're not people.

Julia Glass

Dog, People, Forget

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No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

Christopher Morley

Dog, Appreciation, Silly

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