A man and his dog is a sacred relationship. What nature hath put together let no woman put asunder.
Man is a dog's idea of what God should be.
The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.
Dogs, the foremost snobs in creation, are quick to notice the difference between a well-clad and a disreputable stranger.
Mario, what do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?" "I give." "You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
I'd rather have an inch of a dog than miles of pedigree.
We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.
It don't care whether I'm good enough. It don't care whether I snore or not. It don't care which God I pray to. There are only three things with that kind of unconditional acceptance: Dogs, donuts, and money.
If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.
From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
Children are for people who can't have dogs.
When an eighty-five pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it's hard to feel sad.
The more I see of man, the more I like dogs.
When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary.
Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.
Lots of people talk to animals... Not very many listen, though... That's the problem.
Lord, No one but you and I understands what faithfulness is. Do not let me die until, for them, all danger is driven away.
America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair.
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man.
I did but prompt the age to quit their clogs By the known rules of ancient liberty, When straight a barbarous noise environs me Of owls and cuckoos, asses, apes and dogs.
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