Josh Billings Quotes About Dogs

Quotes about: Dogs

• Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

  Josh Billings

  Inspirational, Funny, Dog

  Josh Billings (1972). “Uncle Sam's Uncle Josh: Or, Josh Billings on Practically Everything, Distilled from Josh's Rum and Tansy New England Wit by Donald Day”

• A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

  Josh Billings

  Love, Friendship, Dog

• Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs.

  Josh Billings

  Happiness, Happy, Dog

• In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit--the wag of a dog's tail.

  Josh Billings

  Dog, Tails, World

• Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.

  Josh Billings

  Funny, Dog, Children

• A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.

  Josh Billings

  Dog, Play, Pups

• A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that's lost-he smells everybody he meets, and wags himself all over.

  Josh Billings

  Running, Dog, Men

• I never question a success, any more than I do the right of a bulldog to lie in his own gateway.

  Josh Billings

  Dog, Lying, Bulldogs

• The man who gets bit twice by the same dog is better adapted for that kind of business than any other.

  Josh Billings

  Dog, Men, Kind

• The dog that will follow everbody ain't worth a curse.

  Josh Billings

  Dog, Curse

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