Josh Billings Quotes About Lying

Quotes about: Lying

• If you do not know how to lie, cheat, and steal, turn your attention to politics and learn.

  Josh Billings

  Lying, Attention, Politics

• There are people so addicted to exaggeration that they actually can't tell the truth without lying.

  Josh Billings

  Lying, Exaggeration Is, People

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• Lying is like trying to hide in a fog: If you move about you're in danger of bumping your head against the truth, and as soon as the fog blows off, you are gone anyhow.

  Josh Billings

  Lying, Moving, Blow

• I never question a success, any more than I do the right of a bulldog to lie in his own gateway.

  Josh Billings

  Dog, Lying, Bulldogs

• I've never known an auctioneer to lie unless it was absolutely necessary.

  Josh Billings

  Lying, Funny Business, Known

• The devil is the father of lies, but he neglected to patent the idea, and the business now suffers from competition.

  Josh Billings

  Lying, Father, Ideas

• It ain't no disgrace for a man to fall, but to lie there and grunt is.

  Josh Billings

  Lying, Fall, Men

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