Josh Billings Quotes About Water

Quotes about: Water

• Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.

  Josh Billings

  Funny, Dog, Children

• Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.

  Josh Billings

  Funny, Witty, Humorous

  Josh Billings (1972). “Uncle Sam's Uncle Josh: Or, Josh Billings on Practically Everything, Distilled from Josh's Rum and Tansy New England Wit by Donald Day”

• Genuine laughing is the vent of the soul, the nostrils of the heart, and just as necessary for health and happiness as spring water is for a trout.

  Josh Billings

  Spring, Heart, Water

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