Dating Quotes - Page 31

• Stay away from girls who cry a lot or who look like they get pregnant easily or have careers.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Girl, Work, Careers

  P. J. O'Rourke (2010). “Driving Like Crazy: Thirty Years of Vehicular Hell-Bending, Celebrating America the Way It's Supposed To Be With an Oi”, p.23, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

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• The only dating advice I have to offer is: Expect the guys in your life to be kind and respectful. Don't make excuses for garbagey behavior-'Oh, that's just what guys are like.' It isn't true. Expect them to be good, treat them like they're good. And if they're garbagey, move on. Don't let your world get cluttered up with people who think they have some gender-based right to be awful.

  Rainbow Rowell

  Moving, Thinking, People

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• People could rationally decide that prolonged relationships take up too much time and effort and that they'd much rather do other kinds of things. But most people are afraid of rejection.

  Albert Ellis

  People, Rejection, Effort

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• The fact is, you can't marry the best when you're dating the runner-up. While you're searching for Mr. Right, don't settle for Mr. Right Now.

  Craig Groeschel

  Mr Right, Facts, Settling

  Craig Groeschel (2011). “Love, Sex, and Happily Ever After”, p.93, Multnomah

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• It's difficult dating, as an actor because your free time is precious. The guy I end up with someday is going to have to love traveling.

  Serinda Swan

  Guy, Actors, Someday

  "Serinda Swan on 'Graceland' and Her Go-To Red-Carpet Designers". Interview with Lorraine Cwelich, www.elle.com. January 30, 2013.

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• Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and I have a great one. 'Little Kid Lover.' That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.

  Steve Carell

  Kids, Office, People

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• Life isn't about how popular you are. What girl or boy you are dating or who you know. Life is about always being true to who you are or what you believe in. Never let anyone convince you that their way is better than your way. In the end all we have is our hearts.. and our minds. This is the reason we sing.. this is the reason we cry... this is why we live.

  Andy Biersack

  Girl, Believe, Heart

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Dating is kind of hard. Like dinner or something like that. Like a forced awkward situation is very strange. Especially for me, for some reason.

  Zac Efron

  Awkward, Dinner, Strange

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• The global economy is becoming a place where women are more successful than men, and these economic changes are starting to rapidly affect our culture - what our romantic comedies look like, what our marriages look like, what our dating lives look like, and our new set of superheroes.

  Hanna Rosin

  Motivation, Inspiration, Successful

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• A big part of dating for men is the huntthe chase.

  Jesse Palmer

  Men, Bigs

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• Not dating is a choice, not a failure.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Choices

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Collection 1-5”, p.952, Penguin

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• Really, The smart thing to do was to stop dating and get a cat.

  Jennifer Crusie

  Smart, Cat, Things To Do

  Jennifer Crusie (2011). “Faking It”, p.420, Macmillan

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• Dating a white girl is like dating a black girl if she were really passive-agressive.

  Dov Davidoff

  Girl, White, Black

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 19, 2011

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• My standup has always been a direct reflection of my life. When I was single, I talked about single stuff. I talked about dating. When I got married there were only a handful of stories I could move over to where I wasn't going to be disrespectful to my wife. So I developed a new routine.

  Henry Cho

  Moving, Reflection, Wife

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• A person's readiness to date is largely a matter of maturity and environment.

  Myles Munroe

  Maturity, Matter, Environment

  Myles Munroe (2005). “Waiting and Dating: A Sensible Guide to a Fulfilling Love Relationship”, p.12, Destiny Image Publishers

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• It is the same way with dating. The time you are most prepared for dating is when you don't need anyone to complete you, fulfill you, or instill in you a sense of worth or purpose.

  Myles Munroe

  Needs, Purpose, Way

  Myles Munroe (2005). “Waiting and Dating: A Sensible Guide to a Fulfilling Love Relationship”, p.18, Destiny Image Publishers

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• They had a silent staring contest, but Percy didn’t back down. When he and Annabeth started dating, his mother had drummed it into his head: It’s good manners to walk your date to the door. If that was true, it had to be good manners to walk her to the start of her epic solo death quest.

  Rick Riordan

  Mother, Epic, Doors

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• The latest numbers we have for March 2017, they showed that March was the fourth warmest month that we have records on, dating back to the 1880s, and the warmest month in a non-El Niño period. That is to say, we're kind of in a permanent El Niño now. The temperature is always elevated. March saw record lows for the date in global sea ice. That's really, really scary. We are melting some of the biggest physical features on our earth.

  Donald Trump

  Scary, Earth, March

  Source: www.truth-out.org

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• My mother drove back to the intersection. "Who are you dating?" "Don't ask," I said. I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman.

  Janet Evanovich

  Mother, Said, Intersections

  Janet Evanovich (2010). “Hard Eight: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.145, Macmillan

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• You just can't make up random information and say it sarcastically and have it make sense. You can't just be like, 'I went out on a date with a Jewish girl. She was more rude than a wolfcat - an animal I've made up and decided is rude.

  Eugene Mirman

  Girl, Animal, Rude

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• Anyone can have a relationship but if you're dating a woman who's so crazy in bed that if you aren't wearing your Kevlar one night you might never see daylight again... that's exciting.

  Christopher Titus

  Crazy, Night, Bed

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I will not date a woman from China, because that is a big red flag.

  Daniel Tosh

  Red Flags, Bigs, China

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• What organized dating sites fail to understand is that the people are far more interesting in what they don't say about themselves.

  Nassim Nicholas Taleb

  People, Interesting, Failing

  FaceBook post by Nassim Nicholas Taleb from Sep 26, 2010

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• I believe that if you go on a date and get to second base and then you go home alone and rub one out, that's like runs batted in.

  Arj Barker

  Running, Believe, Home

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• Dating is horrible, it's awful. I don't get it. It's like you're standing there: 'Hi. Do you want to have sex and later wish you hadn't?' It's horrible. And it's awkward at 42 because I don't have the body or the drive. I just sit in the car and hope somebody gets in.

  Louis C. K.

  Sex, Car, Awkward

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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