Dating Quotes - Page 29

• I don't have much experience, but the few times when I would go on a date with a girl - like when I was 12 - there was a lot of sharing, and a lot of talking, and a lot of asking how I am. They thought we were dating, and I was sort of hoping to meet their brothers.

  Anderson Cooper

  Girl, Brother, Talking

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• I don't have the best dating track record.

  Lauren Conrad

  Track, Records, Track Record

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• I'm so an all-or-nothing person in dating, always. I'm big on not wasting time. And so, yeah, if something's not working, it's time to not hold people back.

  Ginnifer Goodwin

  People, Wasting Time, Yeah

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• You've got to be the best person you can be in your life.

  Jeff Gordon

  Cute Relationship, Dating Someone, Being The Best

  FaceBook post by Jeff Gordon from May 19, 2011

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• I'm a bad dater - I'm just not good at it. It's so weird dating in this town. It's like high school. I get a lot of people who have their publicist call my agent to ask, 'Is she dating anyone?

  Jules Asner

  School, People, Agents

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• Could you imagine the way I felt, I couldn't unfasten her safety belt. All the way home I held a grudge, for the safety belt that wouldn't budge.

  Chuck Berry

  Home, Safety, Way

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• Couple in the next room bound to win a prize, they've been going at it all night long.

  Paul Simon

  Couple, Night, Winning

  Song: Lincoln Duncan, Album: Paul Simon

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• Drive-in, you guzzle gin, commit a little mortal sin.

  Jimmy Buffett

  Littles, Sin, Gin

  Song: Grapefruit Juicyfruit

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• He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head.

  Frank Zappa

  Phones, Car, Giving

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• I can see her lying back in her faded dress in a room where do what you don't confess.

  Gordon Lightfoot

  Lying, Dresses, Rooms

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• I'm very open to dating and finding a guy.

  Kristin Cavallari

  Guy, Findings

  "Kristin CAVALLARI's looking for a guy - and Guy Ritchie sure is looking". www.mirror.co.uk. May 31, 2009.

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• I still have a crush on Johnny Depp, and I literally only started dating my husband because he looked like Johnny Depp - and he knows that. We've been together for twelve years, and he still looks like Johnny Depp.

  Eliza Coupe

  Crush, Husband, Years

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Were I to put myself on... one of those online dating things, I would not include in my profile that I'm regularly hospitalized for psychosis. But I do know that when I get really bad, there is a place for me to go where I will feel better.

  Marya Hornbacher

  Feel Better, Psychosis, Profile

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• She's different from the girls I'm used to dating. She doesn't get tired of my stories and jokes or expect me to start reading her mind. She doesn't want me to dress better or put highlights in my hair or serious up. I'm not a lifestyle accessory to her. I'm a necessity. I'm the guy that's going to crack open her cocoon. She doesn't need to change me - she needs me to change her. At least until her little butterfly wings get strong enough to fly away.

  Tim Tharp

  Girl, Strong, Reading

  Tim Tharp (2014). “The Spectacular Now”, p.145, Scholastic UK

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• . . . the whole idea of WHAT HAPPENED WAS.... is not about dating. It is more about people who are not committed to who they are or are indifferent about their life in general, which is how I felt about myself when I wrote it. I had turned 40 and I was unhappy and I wanted to write about that. Dating just became the framework. . . . I like all those fringy, weird, nonverbal, quiet, tiny little things, those powerful interchanges between people, things that go unsaid, that people know are happening all the time but nobody wants to talk about. That's what I want to make movies about.

  Tom Noonan

  Powerful, Writing, Ideas

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• I realized it was like a dating agency: the ions are the lost souls looking for mates; the electrolyte is the agency that can help them find each other.

  Victoria Finlay

  Agency, Ions, Soul

  Victoria Finlay (2006). “Jewels: A Secret History”, p.138, Ballantine Books

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• Encourage your children to come to you for counsel with their problems and questions by listening to them every day. Discuss with them such important matters as dating, sex, and other matters affecting their growth and development, and do it early enough so they will not obtain information from questionable sources.

  Ezra Taft Benson

  Sex, Children, Growth

  Ezra Taft Benson (1988). “The Teachings of Ezra Taft Benson”, Bookcraft Pubs

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• Bill Clinton is a man who thinks international affairs means dating a girl from out of town.

  Tom Clancy

  Girl, Mean, Men

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• I want to start dating the man that I’m gonna marry. I want to start having some fun with someone that I know I’m gonna be with. I don’t play any games. I’m too old for that. I’ve been there, I’ve been around the block.

  LisaRaye McCoy-Misick

  Fun, Block, Men

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• After dating for five years, my relationship with Irina Shayk has come to an end. We believed it would be best for both of us to take this step now. I wish Irina the greatest happiness.

  Cristiano Ronaldo

  Years, Wish, Would Be

  "Cristiano Ronaldo and Irina Shayk Split" by Tim Nudd, people.com. January 20, 2015.

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• I had to find a diet that would kick me back into dating shape, because I know that I can't date at size 8. I have to date at size 2. And it's just a fact of nature. Go get your injections and your chemical peels. You gotta look good to attract a man.

  Patti Stanger

  Men, Facts, Size

  "Patti Stanger: Millionaire Matchmaker Weighs In On Celebrity Splits" By Sara Wilson, www.huffingtonpost.com. January 11, 2011.

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• Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.

  James A. Baldwin

  Funny, Money, Sex

  "The Black Boy Looks at theWhite Boy" (1961)

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• I don't know about carry out, but you can carry me off to bed.

  Jethro Tull

  Bed, Knows

  Song: Like A Tall Thin Girl, Album: Catfish Rising, 1991

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• We are the puzzle pieces who seldom fit with other puzzle pieces. We inhabit singledom as our natural resting state...Secretly, we are romantics, romantics of the highest order. We want a miracle. Out of millions we have to find the one who will understand. For the quirkyalone, there is no patience for dating just for the sake of not being alone. On a fine but by no means transcendent date, we dream of going home to watch television. We would prfer to be alone with our own thoughts than with a less than perfect fit...but when the quirkyalone collides with another, ooh la la. The earth quakes.

  Sasha Cagen

  Dream, Mean, Home

  "Original Essay" by Sasha Cagen, quirkyalone.net. July 2000.

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• I'm finally dating. It's fun.

  Kristin Chenoweth

  Fun

  "Kristin Chenoweth Confirms That She’s Dating Jake Pavelka" by Sandra Clark, hollywoodlife.com. December 3, 2012.

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