Dating Quotes - Page 25

• The behaviour of lovers is oscillating like the moon, and unpredictable as the weather.

  Bernd Schuster

  Moon, Weather, Romance

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• As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately.

  Garrison Keillor

  Kissing, Romance, Wish

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• To Kiss : An attempt to absorb the essence of the other person.

  Giacomo Casanova

  Kissing, Essence, Romance

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• Throughout history, adultery has had few rivals as a cause of murder and human misery. The reason we tend to resemble our mates is that many of us are looking for someone who reminds us of our parent or sibling of the opposite sex, who in turn resembles us.

  Jared Diamond

  Sex, Sibling, Opposites

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• To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Inspirational, Motivational, Confidence

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• I've been around a long time, and young men, if there is one thing I know, it is that the only way to kiss a girl for the first time is to look like you want to and intend do, and move in fast enough to seem eager but slow enough to give her a chance to say "So anyway ..." and look up as if she's trying to remember your name.

  Roger Ebert

  Girl, Moving, Kissing

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• It seems to me that I have always existed and that I possess memories that date back to the Pharaohs.

  Gustave Flaubert

  Memories, Literature, Pharaohs

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• When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

  Sacha Guitry

  Inspirational, Funny, Marriage

  "Book of Humorous Quotations" edited by Connie Robertson, (p. 83), 1998.

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• I was a late starter on the romantic front. I didn't start dating until I was in my 30s.

  Geri Halliwell

  Late, Starters, Fronts

  "Geri Halliwell talks turning 40 and looking for love". HELLO! Magazine Interview, www.hellomagazine.com. August 20, 2012.

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• You don't need to know who I'm dating. You don't need to know what I'm doing. I'm fine with everybody not knowing that.

  Eva Longoria

  Knowing, Needs, Fine

  "Eva Longoria on Leaving 'Desperate Housewives,' Her Divorce and New Job With President Obama" by Matt Lombardi, Lauren Sher, abcnews.go.com. April 5, 2012.

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• Stuff about me dating Kim Kardashian - I have no idea where that came from and all these other rumors. I don't think I'm that type.

  Jeremy Lin

  Thinking, Ideas, Rumor

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• One of the great injustices in fiction is that on the whole people with romantic yearnings have romantic faces. But in real life it's not always like that.

  Julian Fellowes

  Real, People, Romance

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• I came from a generation where women were almost deified, and like Groucho Marx's line, "I wouldn't want to be a member of a club that would have me as a member", I thought, "I wouldn't want to sleep with a woman who would sleep with me!" It took me a long time to work my way through that.

  John Waters

  Sleep, Long, Romance

  "My experiment at being God failed" by Joe Jackson, www.independent.ie. May 20, 2007.

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• Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.

  C. S. Lewis

  Life, Wisdom, Teacher

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• Relationships in general make people a bit nervous. It's about trust. Do I trust you enough to go there?

  Neil LaBute

  Relationship, Trust, People

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• The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV.

  Kim Kardashian

  Stay Strong, Home, Perfect

  "Kim talks about her sex tape". Interview with Scott Tenorman, metro.co.uk. January 30, 2008.

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• Without wearing any mask we are conscious of, we have a special face for each friend.

  Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

  Friendship, Real Friends, Special

  Oliver Wendell Holmes (1904). “The professor at the breakfast-table”

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• Dating has taught me what I want and don't want, who I am, and who I want to be.

  Jennifer Love Hewitt

  Who I Am, Taught, Want

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• Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

  Oprah Winfrey

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

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• Not only that God does play dice, but that He sometimes confuses us by throwing them where they can't be seen.

  Stephen Hawking

  Science, Play, Religion

  "The Nature of Space and Time". Stephen Hawking's lectures with Roger Penrose at the Isaac Newton Institute for Mathematical Sciences at the University of Cambridge sponsored by Princeton University Press, arxiv.org. September 30, 1994.

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• I always hated high-school shows and high-school movies, because they were always about the cool kids. It was always about dating and sex, and all the popular kids, and the good-looking kids. And the nerds were super-nerdy cartoons, with tape on their glasses. I never saw 'my people' portrayed accurately.

  Paul Feig

  Sex, School, Kids

  "Paul Feig walks us through Freaks And Geeks". Interview With Genevieve Koski, tv.avclub.com. April 9, 2012.

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• You ever been on a date so bad, the girl makes you drop her off at another dude's house?

  Roy Wood, Jr.

  Girl, House

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• I'm not interested in dating a girl I'm not gonna marry

  John Green

  Girl, Not Interested

  John Green (2008). “An Abundance of Katherines”, p.85, Penguin

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• Perhaps this is why lunatics have a harder time dating, not because they are off the wall but because it is hard to find soemone who is willing to date so many people in one person.

  Elif Safak

  Wall, People, Harder

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• OR am I the only warlock you know?" "No... but you are the only warlock we know who happens to dating a friend of ours.

  Cassandra Clare

  Warlocks, Happens, Knows

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