Dating Quotes - Page 23

• If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right," if he a) got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.

  Rita Rudner

  Funny, Jobs, Humor

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• That's what dating is for, after all - to learn if you're compatible with someone.

  Nicholas Sparks

  Ifs, Compatible

  Source: www.readersread.com

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• There's a point when you're dating someone where you become aware of all the things you kind of thought you couldn't depart from. You kind of build all of these nostalgias and sort of antiquated memories in your mind, and when you're at the point during the breakup, you realise, "you know what, it actually takes a bit more than all this bullshit".

  Matthew Healy

  Breakup, Memories, Dating Someone

  Source: www.scenewave.com

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• I think it's important to be authentic but also be able to have fun and not be overly controlling or insecure. Dating is just one of those things where it's kind of when you know, you know. I have been really busy with my career and sometimes I find it hard to juggle the two.

  Nolan Gerard Funk

  Fun, Insecure, Thinking

  Source: www.justjared.com

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• Before my first novel, I was dating a woman who later went to prison for bashing a guy with a hammer.

  Gary Shteyngart

  Guy, Firsts, Hammers

  Source: www.motherjones.com

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• While I do not believe the earth loaned to us by our ancestors should be plagued by chemical horrors and thereby corrupted for future generations, neither do I believe I should have to face anything that has more eyes than I have during dinner. It was my rule when I was dating and, heck, it's still my rule now.

  Gina Barreca

  Believe, Eye, Should Have

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• We go on dating from Cold Fridays and Great Snows; but a little colder Friday, or greater snow would put a period to man's existence on the globe.

  Henry David Thoreau

  Friday, Winter, Men

  Henry David Thoreau (2004). “Walden: 150th Anniversary Illustrated Edition of the American Classic”, p.247, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• I'm not dating anyone. I don't even know where I am half of the time.

  Ashton Irwin

  Half, Knows

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• I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren't.

  Adam Ferrara

  Funny, Girl, Humor

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• I remember the first date I ever went out on. It was in high school. Her name was Marguerite. She was kind of a heavyset girl... I took her out on one date. We went out for dinner and a movie and a dinner.

  Kevin Nealon

  Girl, School, Names

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• I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you're on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.

  Adam Ferrara

  Funny, Humor, Thinking

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• [Dan Fried] served six presidents over a 40-year career dating back to the [Jimmy] Carter administration.

  Rachel Maddow

  Years, Careers, President

  Source: www.msnbc.com

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• If a girl breaks up with me, I want her to just die, just be dead. Not 'cause I hate her so much as it's just easier for when my friends go, 'Hey, what happened?' 'Oh, she's dead. I'd still be with her, but she's dead. What can I do? She was loving me, but she's dead.'

  Adam Sandler

  Girl, Hate, Hey

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• In many ways, love seems to be totally divorced from economics. But then you realize - well, the stakes are high. This is something that matters to us. We're dealing with scarcity. I mean, if you're dating one person, at the very least, you don't have as much time to date another person. And you may well find that you can only date one person at a time.

  Tim Harford

  Mean, Scarcity, May

  Source: www.npr.org

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• I do get a little shy about contemporary language and events, but I also enjoy the idea of dating myself, somehow, anchoring a song in a specific time and place. Sometimes the new words and objects are too enjoyable and descriptive to ignore. And maybe making work that acknowledges that it won't last forever is important, too.

  John K. Samson

  Song, Ideas, Forever

  Source: www.independent.co.uk

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• You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don't let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, 'Well, why'd you put this spoon in this drawer then?' 'Just to p-s you off, that's why! I got spoons hidden all over this house! Keep it up, and your napkin rings are gonna start disappearing.'

  Adam Ferrara

  Funny, Stupid, Humor

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• I'm wondering how someone who goes around wearing a wedding ring succeeded in the dating pool. Normally a wedding ring sends a flashing "Do Not Enter" message - except to those looking for flings with married people.

  Emily Yoffe

  People, Messages, Married

  "Ring of Ire". "Dear Prudence" with Emily Yoffe, www.slate.com. December 12, 2011.

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• I think the whole concept of dating is deeply flawed, so maybe it's a good thing to be undateable. There's a difference between being unlovable and undateable.

  Mickey Sumner

  Thinking, Differences, Good Things

  Source: collider.com

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• I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie - just a quick sniff, 'Alright, let's go.'

  Adam Ferrara

  Funny, Humor, Animal

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• I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.

  Jay London

  Girl, Weather, Storm

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• I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.

  Matthew Perry

  Girl, Real, Stress

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• I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.

  Graham Norton

  Long, People, Lasts

  "Graham Norton on taking a pay cut, wanting to interview Madonna and Downton Abbey". www.mirror.co.uk. October 28, 2011.

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• Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

  Friedrich Nietzsche

  Funny, Sex, Women

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• Yes, I totally would date a fan! I get this question a lot, but I'm always saying yes.

  Cody Simpson

  Saying Yes, Fans

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• I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.

  Dudley Moore

  Love, Funny, Relationship

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