H. L. Mencken Quotes About Kissing

• A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.

  H. L. Mencken

  Love, Funny Valentines Day, Women

• When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.

  H. L. Mencken

  Funny, Women, Humor

  A Little Book in C Major ch. 6 (1916)

• The first kiss is stolen by the man; the last is begged by the woman.

  H. L. Mencken

  Kissing, Men, First Kiss

• Watching two women kiss is like watching two prizefighters shake hands.

  H. L. Mencken

  Life, Kissing, Hands

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