Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
We are here and it is now. Further than that, all human knowledge is moonshine.
A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
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