Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.
One horse-laugh is worth ten thousand syllogisms. It is not only more effective; it is also vastly more intelligent.
How little it takes to make life unbearable: a pebble in the shoe, a cockroach in the spaghetti, a woman's laugh.
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.
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