Ellen DeGeneres Quotes - Page 8

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• Start thinking positively. You will notice a difference. Instead of 'I think I'm a loser,' try 'I definitely am a loser.' Stop being wishy-washy about things! How much more of a loser can you be if you don't even know you are one? Either you are a loser or you are not. Which is it, stupid?

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  Stupid, Positivity, Thinking

  Ellen DeGeneres (2003). “The Funny Thing Is...”, p.7, Simon and Schuster

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• You're gonna be ok, dum de dum dum dum, just dance.

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  Dance, Just Dance

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• We use only 10% of our brains... Imagine how smart we would be if we used the other 60%!

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  Education, Smart, Math

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• It always helps to think about other people instead of ourselves.

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  Thinking, People, Helping

  Ellen DeGeneres (2011). “Seriously ... I'm Kidding”, p.6, HarperCollins Australia

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• When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important. It's hard to understand failure when you're going through it, but in the grand scheme of things it's good to fall down - not because you're drunk and not near stairs.

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  Fall, Hard Times, Drunk

  "Seriously...I'm Kidding". Book by Ellen DeGeneres, October 4, 2011.

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• If your Birthday is on Christmas day and you're not Jesus, you should start telling people your birthday is on June 9 or something. Just read up on the traits of a Gemini. Suddenly you're a multitasker who loves the color yellow. Because not only do you get stuck with them combo gift, you get the combo song. "We wish you a merry Christmas - and happy birthday, Terry - we wish you a merry Christmas - happy birthday, Terry - we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Ye - Birthday, Terry!

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  Song, Jesus, Merry Christmas

  Ellen DeGeneres (2011). “Seriously...I'm Kidding”, p.102, Hachette UK

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• Who's to say what's better or worse anyway? Who's to even say what's normal or average? We're all different people and we're allowed to be different from on another. If someone ever says you're weird, say thank you. And then curtsy. No, don't curtsy. That might be too weird. Bow. And tip your imaginary hate. That'll show them.

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  Hate, Average, People

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• All we have is here and now. That's why procrastination feels so right. Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution.

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  Funny, Procrastination, Humor

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• There's lotion for your face, for your hands, for your feet, for your body. Why? What would happen if you put hand lotion on your feet? Would your feet get confused and start clapping? Each kind has something special in it - aloe, shea butter, coconut, cocoa butter, vanilla, lemon extract. That's not lotion. That's one ingredient short of a Bundt cake.

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  Confused, Hands, Cake

  "Seriously... I'm Kidding". Book by Ellen DeGeneres, www.goodhousekeeping.com. 2011.

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• You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.

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  Assuming, Never Assume, Should

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• Why can't rappers just say nice things? Like I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up in the closet real nice.

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  Real, Nice, Rapper

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• The sixties were when hallucinogenic drugs were really, really big. And I don't think it's a coincidence that we had the type of shows we had then, like The Flying Nun.

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  Funny, Humor, Thinking

  Ellen Degeneres (2011). “My Point...And I Do Have One”, p.60, Bantam

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• I don't think I remember my first memory.

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  Memories, Thinking, Firsts

  Ellen Degeneres (2011). “My Point...And I Do Have One”, p.11, Bantam

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• ...To be honest, I'd be the last person who should be doling out gardeinng advice. I don't have the patience for growing things. Yes, I realize there's nothing quite as satisfying as eating food that you've pulled up from the ground and that's why, at the height of the planting season, I bury cans of tomato soup in my backyard and dig them up in late spring.

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  Spring, Advice, Backyards

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• I'm a comedian, and I definitely see the humor in a lot of things. I am also sad a lot. I cry often and easily. I think you're supposed to feel all kinds of things. You're supposed to laugh, you're supposed to cry, you're not supposed to shove your feelings under the rug.

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  Thinking, Laughing, Feelings

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• My hair is always at its best in New York. I don't know what's in the water. It could be mousse.

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  New York, Hair, Water

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• Never follow anyone else’s path, unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path and by all means you should follow that. Don’t give advice, it will come back and bite you in the ass. Don’t take anyone’s advice. So my advice to you is to be true to yourself and everything will be fine.

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  Be True To Yourself, True To Yourself, Fine

  "12 Inspiring Graduation Speeches by Amazing Women" by Kelly Conniff, time.com. May 18, 2014.

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• I like being busy and juggling a lot of things at the same time. I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot.

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  Bored, Needs, Busy

  "Ellen DeGeneres: Nice Girls Finish First". Interview with David Hochman, www.goodhousekeeping.com. September 10, 2011.

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• I appreciate your giving my book -- and in no small way, me -- a chance. To thank you, I really wanted to acknowledge all of you in the book. Unfortunately, I didn't have enough room for each name. So I've put in a code name that stands for all of you reading this book. The name is 'Mom.' It will be our little secret. So when you see 'Mom' in the acknowledgments, you'll know I'm really talking about you. And don't let my mother try to tell you otherwise.

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  Mom, Mother, Reading

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• I know that experts say you're more likely to get hurt crossing the street than you are flying, but that doesn't make me any less frightened of flying. If anything, it makes me more afraid of crossing the street.

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  Hurt, Flying, Experts

  Ellen Degeneres (2011). “My Point...And I Do Have One”, p.42, Bantam

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• Who needs sleep? I laugh in the face of sleep!

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  Sleep, Laughing, Needs

  "Ellen: The Ellen DeGeneres Show". m.imdb.com. 2003-.

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• I do it because I love animals and I saw the reality. And I just couldn't ignore it anymore. I'm healthier for it, I'm happier for it. I can't imagine that if you're putting something in your body that is filled with fear or anxiety or pain, that that isn't somehow going to be inside of you.

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  Pain, Animal, Reality

  "Don’t Bring Home The Bacon: Bold New Ingredients, Including Legume Pulses, Helping Heat Up The Meatless Bacon Category" by Stacey Chillemi, www.huffingtonpost.com. June 1, 2016.

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• No one is perfect, except for Penélope Cruz.

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  Perfect, Pens, Cruz

  Ellen DeGeneres (2011). “Seriously ... I'm Kidding”, p.8, HarperCollins Australia

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• The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too.

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  Funny, Humor, Hands

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• I know there's always going to be feedback no matter what the subject. I am shocked by somebody commenting on my shoes or my clothes. Everyone has an opinion, everyone is logging about everything and has an opinion. So I can't possibly pay attention to that.

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  Shoes, Clothes, Attention

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