Ellen DeGeneres Quotes - Page 6

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• Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  Funny, Humor, Sleep

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• You talk to some people who are opposed to same sex marriage, and they'll say, 'If we allow that, what's next? Will people want to marry animals?'...You have to wonder about people who go straight to that idea --- and they think WE'RE weird!

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  Sex, Thinking, Animal

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• Sometimes the greatest things are the most embarrassing.

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  Sometimes, Embarrassing

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is cleared of all clatter and I'm looking out of my third eye and everything that I'm supposed to be doing. It's amazing what comes up, when you sit in that silence. "Mama keeps whites bright like the sunlight, Mama's got the magic of Clorox 2."

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  Success, Yoga, Eye

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• I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and my own toothbrush.

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  Unique, Style, Opinion

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• I think beauty comes from actually knowing who you are. That's real beauty to me.

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  Real, Thinking, Knowing Who You Are

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• The world is full of a lot of fear and a lot of negativity, and a lot of judgment. I just think people need to start shifting into joy and happiness. As corny as it sounds, we need to make a shift.

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  Inspirational, Fear, Thinking

  Interview with Bridget Foley, www.wmagazine.com. March 1, 2007.

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• I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a kind person.

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  Kindness, Compassion, People

  "Ellen DeGeneres: Nice Girls Finish First". Interview with David Hochman, www.goodhousekeeping.com. September 10, 2011.

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• Our attention span is shot. We've all got Attention Deficit Disorder or ADD or OCD or one of these disorders with three letters because we don't have the time or patience to pronounce the entire disorder. That should be a disorder right there, TBD - Too Busy Disorder.

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  Funny, Humor, Add

  "Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now". Comedy, Documentary, www.imdb.com. June 25, 2003.

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• There's nothing I know for sure, because I know for sure that things change.

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  Things Change, Knows

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• One rough patch is not the big picture.

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  Rough Patches, Bigs, Big Picture

  "Ellen DeGeneres: Nice Girls Finish First". Interview with David Hochman, www.goodhousekeeping.com. September 10, 2011.

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• Answers to Frequently Asked Questions: Yes. Yes. No. One time in high school. Three times in my twenties. Rocks no salt. Yes. Four. Never. And how dare you! I will take no further questions.

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  School, Rocks, Twenties

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• The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other line. Once she said "God Bless you" I said, "I didn't sneeze" She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually." And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed.

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  Funny, Humor, Eye

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• You just have to keep driving down the road. It's going to bend and curve and you'll speed up and slow down, but the road keeps going.

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  Curves, Driving Down The Road, Speed

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• Haters are my motivators

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  "JC Penney reveals customers' show of support for Ellen DeGeneres" by Adam Gabbatt, www.theguardian.com. February 9, 2012.

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• I became vegan because I saw footage of what really goes on in the slaughterhouses and on the dairy farms.

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  Saws, Goes On, Vegan

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• If you want to test cosmetics, why do it on some poor animal who hasn't done anything? They should use prisoners who have been convicted of murder or rape instead. So, rather than seeing if perfume irritates a bunny rabbit's eyes, they should throw it in Charles Manson's eyes and ask him if it hurts.

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  Hurt, Eye, Animal

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• All the commercials on TV today are for antidepressants, for Prozac or Paxil. And they get you right away. "Are you sad? Do you get stressed, do you have anxiety?" "Yes, I have all those things! I'm alive!"

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  Funny, Humor, Anxiety

  "Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now". www.imdb.com. 2003.

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• I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. Its been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch TV. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words.

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  Funny, Humor, Two

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• For me, it's that I contributed, ... That I'm on this planet doing some good and making people happy. That's to me the most important thing, that my hour of television is positive and upbeat and an antidote for all the negative stuff going on in life.

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  People, Important, Negative

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• I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I'm a huge celebrity.

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  Funny, Humor, College

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• Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I remember how insignificant that is, and I thank God that I have a car and my health and gas. That was phrased wrong-normally you wouldn't say, thank God I have gas.

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  Funny, Humor, Car

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• Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in those 4 years, I don't think we hurt anyone else's marriage. I asked all of my neighbors and they say they're fine

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  Hurt, Gay, Thinking

  "Ellen DeGeneres’ ‘Supreme Court Brief’ On Prop 8, California’s Gay Marriage Ban", www.huffingtonpost.com. March 1, 2013.

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• One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine.

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  Magazines, Closets, Time Magazine

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• We're told to go on living our lives as usual, because to do otherwise is to let the terrorists win, and really, what would upset the Taliban more than a gay woman wearing a suit in front of a room full of Jews?

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  Funny, Humor, Gay

  "People who see her on television think she's wonderful ... and then there are the people who have worked with her" by Dan Glaister, www.theguardian.com. February 22, 2007.

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