Amy Schumer Quotes - Page 2

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• The last couple of roles I missed out on went to Jennifer Hudson, Jessica Biel and Olivia Wilde.

  Amy Schumer

  Couple, Roles, Olivia

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• To be really great, you need to be naturally funny in order to stand out. But you can work at it, and find the best vehicle that you have to communicate what you're saying to people.

  Amy Schumer

  Order, People, Needs

  Interview with Drew Fortune, www.avclub.com. October 03, 2012.

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• I am a hot-blooded fire and I am fearless.

  Amy Schumer

  Fire, Fearless, Hot

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• Out of nowhere she tells me that Oliver Stone - you know, the director - she's like, 'He has this huge Asian fetish, and I find it totally offensive.' And I'm like, 'Why, Kwan? That sounds awesome.' She's like, 'I'm offended because I'm Asian.' And I was just like, 'Well, I'm sorry, but I didn't even notice that. I thought you were just really tired.

  Amy Schumer

  Sorry, Tired, Sound

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• I am not who I sleep with. I am not my weight. I am not my mother. I am myself. And I am all of you, and I thank you.

  Amy Schumer

  Mother, Sleep, Weight

  "Amy Schumer’s Speech About Confidence Is Funny, Sweet And Sad All At Once" by Jessica Goodman, www.huffingtonpost.com. May 3, 2014.

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• I don't try to be feminist. I just am. It's innately inside me. I have no interest in trying to be the perfect feminist, but I do believe feminists are in good hands with me.

  Amy Schumer

  Believe, Perfect, Feminist

  Source: www.glamour.com

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• Some street jokes are just timeless. There's an old street joke about comedians. The joke is that a beautiful girl comes up to a comedian at the end of the night and says, "I saw your show tonight, and I just loved it. I want to go home with you, and I'll do anything you want." And the comedian says, "Were you at the 7 or the 9?" That's just a perfect joke, because it points out how egomaniacal and obsessive comedians are. Even though I'm not waiting for a groupie, I can completely understand it. It just defines how comedians are driven.

  Amy Schumer

  Beautiful, Girl, Home

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• I think of myself as a fairly attractive girl and always have, thanks to my mom. I was brought into this world thinking I was gorgeous because my mother was extremely devoted to this notion.

  Amy Schumer

  Girl, Mom, Mother

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I completely identify as female, believe it or not.

  Amy Schumer

  Believe, Female

  "Play Ball! Comedian Amy Schumer Plays Not My Job". "Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!" with Peter Sagal, www.npr.org. April 4, 2014.

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• I've never slept with anyone who could help me at all. No one. I wish I had. If anything, everyone I've had sex with has been a real step in the wrong direction.

  Amy Schumer

  Real, Wish, Helping

  Source: www.glamour.com

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• Every woman deals with sexism most every day of their lives. Growing up, it's just in your day-to-day. There are all these preconceived notions of what it means to be a woman or a girl, and straying from those ideas of femininity is sort of shocking to people. I felt angered by that as a kid. I felt like that was unjust. Like that was not right.

  Amy Schumer

  Girl, Growing Up, Mean

  Source: www.glamour.com

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• I just want to get the most money I can.

  Amy Schumer

  Source: www.glamour.com

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• The girls that I grew up with, and my friends and I, we just never had interests in common. I loved comedy. I loved Saturday Night Live, Gilda Radner, Lucille Ball, and Goldie Hawn movies. I just wanted to laugh. I liked women in comedy, and I liked male comics as I got a little older. My interests just never matched up with other girls'.

  Amy Schumer

  Girl, Night, Laughing

  Interview with Drew Fortune, www.avclub.com. April 26, 2012.

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• The kids didn't call me Amy Schumer; they called me Amy Jewmer. One summer, I'll never forget this, all the kids took turns throwing handfuls of pennies at me. I know, I was like, 'Excuse me - this is awesome!

  Amy Schumer

  Summer, Kids, Amy

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• I may sound like a megalomaniac, but I feel like I'm equipped to become a great, memorable comedian, if I keep working my ass off and staying at the pace I'm at, and I feel a responsibility to do that because of the women who have done it before me, and the ones who need to do it after me.

  Amy Schumer

  Memorable, Responsibility, Comedian

  Interview with Drew Fortune, www.avclub.com. October 3, 2012.

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• My comedy is unapologetic and fearless. Like, sometimes you'll wind up having condomless sex with someone that you probably shouldn't. I'm interested in sharing that part of myself unapologetically so that other people will hopefully feel better.

  Amy Schumer

  Sex, Feel Better, Wind

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I think you can go from being not very funny to working really hard for 10 years and figuring out how to make a living on the road, but I don't think you can rise much above that.

  Amy Schumer

  Thinking, Years, Working Really Hard

  Interview with Drew Fortune, www.avclub.com. October 3, 2012.

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• I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.'

  Amy Schumer

  Funny, Guy, Brunch

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• The girls I grew up with they're living normal, adult lives. So they call me now and they're like, 'Amy, I'm pregnant.' And I still react like, 'What are you going to do? I'll drive you, I guess.

  Amy Schumer

  Girl, Adults, Amy

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• I've done some things I'm embarrassed about, and I like to tell people about them so that maybe they feel less embarrassed or alone when they do something they're unsure about.

  Amy Schumer

  People, Done, Embarrassed

  Source: www.esquire.com

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• I'm not extra sensitive to handshakes. I shake hands all the time.

  Amy Schumer

  Hands, Sensitive, Shakes

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• You know that show 'Teen Mom'? Or if you're from the South, 'Mom.

  Amy Schumer

  Mom, Shows, South

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• Want me to Stevie Wonder my way to the bathroom?

  Amy Schumer

  Want, Way, Bathroom

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• I feel very open with people, and I'm good at disarming them and having conversations.

  Amy Schumer

  People, Conversation, Disarming

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Very neat for a boy; always cleaned up his mess, no matter where he got it on me. He's Hispanic, so he's like, 'Now who's the wetback?' I'm like, 'Hey, still you. Get back in the kitchen, those dishes aren't going to do themselves.

  Amy Schumer

  Boys, Kitchen, Hey

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