Greg Behrendt Quotes - Page 6

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• She didn't love me that much, but she moved in with me. That's a plus. And then one night, I caught her making out with another dude on the driveway. That's a minus.

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  Night, Caught, Plus

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• Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time.

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  Blow, Wasting Time, Wasted Time

  Greg Behrendt, Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt (2005). “It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy”, p.15, Harmony

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• Life's biggest rewards come from the biggest challenges

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  Challenges, Rewards

  Greg Behrendt, Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt (2005). “It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy”, p.12, Harmony

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• Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.

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  Selfish, Years, Guy

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.132, Simon and Schuster

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• Don't idolize anyone if you can. You know, be inspired by people, certainly, but don't idolize people... Because they'll let you down.

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  Inspiration, People, Inspired

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• Always be classy. Never be crazy.

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  Crazy, Being Crazy

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.102, Simon and Schuster

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• I will go anywhere if you say the phrase 'there might be cake.' I would go to the Department of Motor Vehicles, register somebody else's boat in Spanish, a language I do not speak, without ID - for cake.

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  Motor Vehicles, Cake, Phrases

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• I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it.

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  Way, Astute, Observation

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• I don't have to edit myself. I get to be me, warts and all, and that's ultimately what people want, and to trust each other implicitly.

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  People, Want, Warts

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• Uncool is a cool resting place. The pressure's off me.

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  Pressure, Uncool

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• So, I play in a band. It's a really underground band. Super underground. Very underground. Like, we don't even actually play.

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  Play, Band

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• My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.

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  Beautiful, Wife, Want

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• If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.

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  Sweaters, Pants, Fine

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• There are only so many ways to get people to go see stand-up, that it really is about the product; it's not so much about the theme of the show.

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  People, Way, Theme

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• My buddy Tom... he'd been chasing a girl for two years, and he got her the old-fashioned way - dates and listening.

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  Girl, Years, Two

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• You are not easily forgotten.

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  Forgotten, Easily Forgotten

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.128, Simon and Schuster

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• My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.

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  Basketball, Daughter, Father

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• It's time to stop pretending I'm ok with things I'm not ok with like all insects and Foster the People.

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  People, Pretending, Insects

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• Drinking, eating, shopping, revenge, rebound sex, drugs or whatever your poison may be will number the pain - but that's all.

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  Sex, Pain, Revenge

  Greg Behrendt, Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt (2005). “It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy”, p.71, Harmony

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• Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.

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  Children, Wife, People

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• I like the idea that when a guy comes over to the house, I get to say I wrote the book.

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  Book, Ideas, Guy

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• It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that have to announce that I ate kale and liked it.

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  Sadness, Heart, Kale

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• The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.

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  Getting Older, Eccentric, Cool Things

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• I'm certain prison is pretty rough as it is but imagine if you were a murderer and a foodie!

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  Prison, Imagine, Certain

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