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• Don't waste the pretty

  Greg Behrendt

  Waste

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.6, Simon and Schuster

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• It`s your version of whatever that is. We use those words because they are kind of empowering. Try to get back into your life and get back on track with dreams you have. There`s nothing more attractive than a person who likes herself.

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  Dream, Track, Empowering

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• We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.

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  Mean, People, Promise

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.27, Simon and Schuster

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• Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.

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  Dating, Bored, Misery

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.126, Simon and Schuster

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• People say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade.

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  Jobs, People, Something You Love

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• If he's choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn't respect your feelings and needs.

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  Fighting, Simple, Effort

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.34, Simon and Schuster

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• Two people in a relationship either grow together or apart over time.

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  Two, People, Together

  Greg Behrendt, Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt (2005). “It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy”, p.32, Harmony

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• I always tell people it's funny that they think I'm a relationship expert because my two books are about getting out of relationships.

  Greg Behrendt

  Book, Thinking, Two

  Interview with Guy MacPherson, www.guymacpherson.ca. November 6, 2007.

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• Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.

  Greg Behrendt

  Heart, Cheater, People

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.65, Simon and Schuster

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• I'm no longer a prisoner of my fears. Which really just means I'm using real butter.

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  Real, Mean, Prisoner

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• Sometimes people change their minds, sometimes they meet someone else, sometimes they get sober, and sometimes he was just a jerk who you're lucky to be rid of.

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  Change, People, Mind

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.102, Simon and Schuster

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• I believe in love in hindsight, meaning attraction and connection can be remembered as love at first sight. But how could you possibly know at first sight? That's too much pressure to put on a relationship.

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  Believe, Sight, Connections

  "The Author Of 'He's Just Not That Into You' Saves Your Sex Life". Interview with Jessica Sager, www.yourtango.com. August 23, 2013.

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• I'm fascinated with human relationships. I advocate the relationship you have with yourself.

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  Humans, Human Relations, Fascinated

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• I'm just saying, tonight, if you're going through a breakup and you're drinking, don't call. Just don't do it. Don't call. Because here's the thing: booze has information in it!

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  Breakup, Drinking, Information

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• The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.

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  Breakup, Feel Better, About Yourself

  Greg Behrendt, Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt (2005). “It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy”, p.33, Harmony

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• I love to eat. That's why I got so fat; I love to eat. If I don't walk away from a meal hurting, I didn't do it right. If I don't walk away from Thanksgiving dinner feeling like I've been turkey-f**ked in a gingerbread prison, I didn't do it right.

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  Hurt, Funny Thanksgiving, Turkeys

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• Young people are gross with their faces and their hope.

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  People, Faces, Young

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• I mean, I feel like you can kill the same bird with both stones.

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  Mean, Bird, Stones

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• You already have one asshole, you don't need another one

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  Needs, Lemonade

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.148, Simon and Schuster

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• Every time you see him, you only make yourself vulnerable to further heartache. Do you really need further proof that he's getting on with his life without you?

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  Heartache, Needs, Vulnerable

  Greg Behrendt, Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt (2005). “It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy”, p.157, Harmony

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• A good indication that it's not is if you're only staying with What's His Name because you're scared.

  Greg Behrendt

  Names, Scared, Staying

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2007). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.157, Simon and Schuster

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• Men like to chase and you have to let us chase you. I know. It's insulting. It's frustrating. It's unfortunately the truth.

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  Relationship, Men, Insulting

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.17, Simon and Schuster

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• He doesn't need to be reminded you're great.

  Greg Behrendt

  Needs

  "He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys". Book by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo, www.huffingtonpost.com. November 2004.

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• People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.

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  People, Inspired, Remarkable

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.8, Simon and Schuster

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• big plans require big action

  Greg Behrendt

  Action, Bigs, Plans

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.79, Simon and Schuster

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