Greg Behrendt Quotes - Page 3

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• If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.

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  Dating, Jerk, Share

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2007). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.142, Simon and Schuster

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• I always say that I love magic but I hate magicians. I like being fooled. If you wave your hands in front of my face and I think you're doing a trick, I'm easily impressed. If you pull a quarter out of my ear, I'm quite certain you're a wizard. But I don't like the way most magicians don't act like they're magical; they act like show business dicks.

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  Hate, Thinking, Hands

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• When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.

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  Men, Deals

  "He’s Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys". Book by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo, www.huffingtonpost.com. November 2004.

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• The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more wisely in the future.

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  Mistake, Moving, Way

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• I believe in love the verb, not the noun.

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  Believe, Verbs, Nouns

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.161, Simon and Schuster

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• Better than nothing is not good enough for you!

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  Not Good Enough, Good Enough, Enough

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.45, Simon and Schuster

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• Trust yourself, because as Oprah says, doubt means don't every time

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  Mean, Doubt, Trust Yourself

  Greg Behrendt, Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt (2005). “It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy”, p.131, Harmony

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• He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great.

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  Men, Cds, Shoes

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.133, Simon and Schuster

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• Often the thought of pain is actually worse that the pain itself.

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  Moving On, Pain, Moving

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• ..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.

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  Love You, Missing, May

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• Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.

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  Remember, Settling, Please

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.96, Simon and Schuster

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• If you bury the pain deep down it will stay with you indefinitely, but if you open yourself to it, experience it, and deal with it head-on, you'll find it begins to move on after a while.

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  Moving On, Breakup, Pain

  Greg Behrendt, Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt (2005). “It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy”, p.71, Harmony

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• Ive learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.

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  Hard Work, Ive Learned, Anything In Life

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• An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of 'ruining the friendship.

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  Men, Rejection, Excuse

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.21, Simon and Schuster

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• There are three kinda men in the world. There's men that own rope, men that use eye creme, and that dude from Nickleback.

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  Eye, Men, Use

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• When we're picking someone who we want to spend a lot of time with, even perhaps for the rest of our lives, we generally try to pick someone who likes to do the things we like to do.

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  Trying, Want, Likes

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.53, Simon and Schuster

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• Wasting time with the wrong person is just time wasted.

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  Wrong Person, Wasting Time, Wasted Time

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.5, Simon and Schuster

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• Cheating gets easier every time it's done. It's only hard the first time, when one feels the sting of morality and the guilt of betraying someone's trust.

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  Cheating, Guilt, Done

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.68, Simon and Schuster

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• First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend

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  Girlfriend, Men, Needs

  Greg Behrendt, Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt (2005). “It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy”, p.28, Harmony

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• Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.

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  Cheating, Lying, Men

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.61, Simon and Schuster

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• There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.

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  Ex Boyfriend, Guy, Together

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.106, Simon and Schuster

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• The reason it's so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you a long time before he grabbed his coat and scrammed.

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  Long, Coats, Faces

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.113, Simon and Schuster

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• So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult - kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day, I said to somebody, 'Dude, dude, don't - those are the good plates.

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  Adults, Becoming An Adult, Kind

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• Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but every breath hurts.

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  Hurt, Broken, Ribs

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• He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want to see you when his judgment isn't impaired.

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  Drunk, Want, Likes

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.70, Simon and Schuster

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