Frank Zappa Quotes - Page 8

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• Elmore James only knew one lick, but you had the feeling that he meant it.

  Frank Zappa

  Guitar, Feelings

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• If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.

  Frank Zappa

  Funny, Inspiring, Guitar

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• The Ultimate Rule ought to be: 'If it sounds GOOD to you, it's bitchin'; if it sounds BAD to YOU, it's shitty. The more your musical experience, the easier it is to define for yourself what you like and what you don't like. American radio listeners, raised on a diet of _____ (fill in the blank), have experienced a musical universe so small they cannot begin to know what they like.

  Frank Zappa

  Musical, Sound, Radio

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• The whole music business in the United States is based on numbers, based on unit sales and not on quality. It's not based on beauty, it's based on hype and it's based on cocaine. It's based on giving presents of large packages of dollars to play records on the air.

  Frank Zappa

  Numbers, Air, Play

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• Well the thing is that under the [Ronald] Reagan administration, excesses have occurred in terms of over regulating certain types of behavior, and excesses have occurred in the opposite direction, in de-regulating other types of behavior. As a matter of fact, if they continue to regulate the airlines, we might have safer skies, and if they slack off on the radio, we might have better radio. If they just use it as a threat, eventually there's going to be another test case like the one that the 7 dirty words ruling came out of, and basically, its extortion.

  Frank Zappa

  Dirty, Opposites, Sky

  Source: afka.net

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• You is what you am, a cow don't make ham.

  Frank Zappa

  Ham, Cows, Adages

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• I hit you and I beat you and I told you that I love you.

  Frank Zappa

  Love You, Violence, Beats

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• How can I lose? I've already offended everybody!

  Frank Zappa

  Loses, Offended

  Source: afka.net

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• What something is depends more on when it is than anything else.

  Frank Zappa

  Depends

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• This here song might offend some, if it does it's because your dumb.

  Frank Zappa

  Friendship, Song, Dumb

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• When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.

  Frank Zappa

  Republican, Gave Up

  "Thicke of the Night" with Alan Thicke, April 28, 1984.

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• The ONLY thing that seems to band all nations together, is that their governments are universally bad.

  Frank Zappa

  Government, Together, Band

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• No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to.

  Frank Zappa

  Change, Rocks, Rock And Roll

  Frank Zappa, Peter Occhiogrosso (1990). “Real Frank Zappa Book”, p.203, Simon and Schuster

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• My balls feel like a pair of maracas.

  Frank Zappa

  Honesty, Balls, Pairs

  Song: Why Does It Hurt When I Pee ?

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• I think that if you use the so-called "strong words" you'll get your point across faster and you can save a lot of beating around the bush. Why are people afraid of words? Sometimes the dumbest thing that gets said makes the point for you.

  Frank Zappa

  Strong, Thinking, People

  "Crossfire" on CNN, 1986.

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• Weedly-weedly-wee, make a face, hold your guitar like it's your weenie, point it heavenward, and look like you're really doing something. Then, you get a big ovation while the smoke bombs go off, and the motorized lights in your truss twirl around.

  Frank Zappa

  Light, Guitar, Ovation

  Frank Zappa, Peter Occhiogrosso (1990). “Real Frank Zappa Book”, p.180, Simon and Schuster

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• Since I didn't have any kind of formal training, it didn't make any difference to me if I was listening to Lightnin' Slim, or a vocal group called the Jewels ... , or Webern, or Varèse, or Stravinsky. To me it was all good music.

  Frank Zappa

  Jewels, Differences, Listening

  Frank Zappa, Peter Occhiogrosso (1990). “Real Frank Zappa Book”, p.34, Simon and Schuster

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• I never have no trouble with my rubber girl.

  Frank Zappa

  Girl, Rubber, Trouble

  Song: Little Rubber Girl

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• A drug is neither moral nor immoral - it's a chemical compound. The compound itself is not a menace to society until a human being treats it as if consumption bestowed a temporary license to act like an asshole.

  Frank Zappa

  Political, Drug, Moral

  Frank Zappa, Peter Occhiogrosso (1990). “Real Frank Zappa Book”, p.325, Simon and Schuster

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• Do your job and do it right, life's a ball, TV tonight.

  Frank Zappa

  Jobs, Work, Balls

  Song: Brown Shoes Don't Make It

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• All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

  Frank Zappa

  Funny, Music, People

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• The crux of the biscuit is: If it entertains you, fine. Enjoy it. If it doesn't, then blow it out your ass. I do it to amuse myself. If I like it, I release it. If somebody else likes it, that's a bonus.

  Frank Zappa

  Blow, Atheism, Bonus

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• Ever try to have a conversation with someone on drugs? It just doesn't work.

  Frank Zappa

  Drug, Trying, Conversation

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• Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants?

  Frank Zappa

  Lying, Honey, Pants

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• Asked random questions about the First Amendment and how they would like to have it applied, if you believe in polls at all, the average American wants no part of it. But if you ask, 'What if we threw the Constitution away tomorrow?' the answer is 'No, that would be bad!' But living under the Constitution is another story altogether.

  Frank Zappa

  Believe, Average, What If

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