Frank Zappa Quotes - Page 9

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• I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don't want no troll, I just want a Yemenite hole.

  Frank Zappa

  Princess, Gum, Want

  Song: Jewish Princess

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• People will always have the desire to make rock and roll records, and they'll always have the desire to sell rock and roll records. Most of the people making these records do it because it is a business, and if someone says, "You can't do this", they won't complain. They'll just keep making records, but they'll get blander and blander. There'll still be rock and roll, but compared to what it really could be or ought to be, I don't think it'll be all that terrific.

  Frank Zappa

  Thinking, Rock And Roll, Rocks

  Source: afka.net

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• Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work.

  Frank Zappa

  Funny, Humorous, Russia

  Frank Zappa, Peter Occhiogrosso (1990). “Real Frank Zappa Book”, p.330, Simon and Schuster

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• I write the music I like. If other people like it, fine, they can go buy the albums. And if they don't like it, there's always Michael Jackson for them to listen to.

  Frank Zappa

  Writing, People, Albums

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• Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it's the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient is stupidity.

  Frank Zappa

  Believe, Stupidity, Hydrogen

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• All the old history was written for the amusement of the ruling classes. The lower classes couldn't read, and their rulers didn't care about remembering what happened to them.

  Frank Zappa

  Class, Amusement, Care

  Frank Zappa, Peter Occhiogrosso (1990). “Real Frank Zappa Book”, p.200, Simon and Schuster

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• I detest 'love lyrics.' I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United States is that people have been raised on 'love lyrics.

  Frank Zappa

  Love, Valentines Day, Thinking

  Frank Zappa, Peter Occhiogrosso (1990). “Real Frank Zappa Book”, p.89, Simon and Schuster

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• Just be glad you don't live in one of those little countries where at this very moment, music is severely restricted, or as it is in Iran, totally illegal.

  Frank Zappa

  Country, Iran, Politics

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• I don't think there's a problem. First of all, I don't think music turns people into social liabilities. Because you hear a lyric

  Frank Zappa

  Thinking, People, Firsts

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• Producing satire is kind of hopeless because of the literacy rate of the American public.

  Frank Zappa

  Insult, Hopeless, Kind

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• The manner in which Americans ''consume'' music has a lot to do with leaving it on their coffee tables, or using it as wallpaper for their lifestyles, like the score of a movie --it's consumed that way without any regard for how and why it's made.

  Frank Zappa

  Movie, Music, Art

  Frank Zappa, Peter Occhiogrosso (1990). “Real Frank Zappa Book”, p.224, Simon and Schuster

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• Tosses her head and flips her hair, she got a whole bunch of nothing in there.

  Frank Zappa

  Art, Media, Hair

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• Find her, blind her, see who designed her. Act like a dummy until you grind her.

  Frank Zappa

  Grind, Blind, Dummy

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• My school spirit is at an all time low, I'm losing my status at the school.

  Frank Zappa

  Education, School, All Time Low

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• This is a stupid song and that's the way I like it.

  Frank Zappa

  Song, Honesty, Stupid

  Song: A Little Green Rosetta

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• Studied law, but not qualified to practice it.

  Frank Zappa

  Reality, Law, Practice

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• The minute you use the drugs, and you do something that interferes with the life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness of the guy next door, you're a criminal, and you ought to be punished for that especially if you're in a position where your actions could affect large numbers of people. Being a doctor, a legislator, a judge, an airline pilot, where somebody's life depends on you.

  Frank Zappa

  Pursuit Of Happiness, Numbers, Doctors

  Source: afka.net

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• There isn't anything weird about my music.

  Frank Zappa

  "A Conversation With Frank Zappa". "Oui" Interview with Dave Rothman, April 1979.

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• Never bend over for a Christian.

  Frank Zappa

  Christian

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• I mean, if you want to hurt yourself, go ahead. It's like, if you want to jack off, go ahead, just don't 'spoo' on a public bus or something . Do whatever you want to do. Just don't get it in somebody else's face.

  Frank Zappa

  Hurt, Mean, Faces

  Source: afka.net

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• On the Planet of Baritone women, they talk low.

  Frank Zappa

  Outer Space, Lows, Baritones

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• You don't think I work 14 hours a day right now?! I mean, I still put in the hours, I still do the work.

  Frank Zappa

  Mean, Thinking, Hours

  Source: afka.net

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• I have been monitoring your earthly broadcasts for many years.

  Frank Zappa

  Years, Insanity, Monitoring

  Song: Time is Money, Album: Sleep Dirt

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• Anybody hear the great news, today? Jimmy Swaggart under investigation! Oh Ja-eezus! One day every one of those cocksuckers will get caught! I understand in the case of Mr. Swaggart, that he claims that it was not multiple encounters with many prostitutes - apparently, only one sweet young thing. And he did tell Cal Thomas of the Moral Majority that the sex act itself was not fully consumated. However he did admit to doing something por-no-graphic with the girl. Let's use our imaginations, ladies and gentlemen.

  Frank Zappa

  Girl, Sweet, Sex

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• She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago. His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato.

  Frank Zappa

  Friendship, Names, Looks

  Song: San Ber'dino, Album: One Size Fits All

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