If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
My English teacher, he's like, he's like Mr. Bu-fu.
My school spirit is at an all time low, I'm losing my status at the school.
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