The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious.
Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it's the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient is stupidity.
The most abundant element in the Universe is stupidity
The Ultimate Rule ought to be: 'If it sounds GOOD to you, it's bitchin'; if it sounds BAD to YOU, it's shitty. The more your musical experience, the easier it is to define for yourself what you like and what you don't like. American radio listeners, raised on a diet of _____ (fill in the blank), have experienced a musical universe so small they cannot begin to know what they like.
Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe.
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