If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.
While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.
When they dumped all these people out of the insane asylums they didn't all go sleep in the street. Some of them moved into suburbia, and started writing postcards to the FCC.
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