Frank Zappa Quotes About Alcohol

Quotes about: Alcohol

• You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

  Frank Zappa

  Funny, Football, Country

  Frank Zappa, Peter Occhiogrosso (1990). “Real Frank Zappa Book”, p.231, Simon and Schuster

• I'll give you a simple formula for straightening out the problems of the United States. First, you tax the churches. You take the tax off of capital gains and the tax off of savings. You decriminalize all and tax them same way as you do alcohol. You decriminalize . You make gambling legal. That will put the budget back on the road to recovery, and you'll have plenty of tax revenue coming in for all of your social programs, and to run the army.

  Frank Zappa

  Running, Recovery, Army

• Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.

  Frank Zappa

  Mean, Decision, Alcohol

  Song: Cocaine Decisions, Album: The Man from Utopia

• You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

  Frank Zappa

  Country, Real, Drinking

  Frank Zappa, Peter Occhiogrosso (1990). “Real Frank Zappa Book”, p.231, Simon and Schuster

• Tighten my headband for an extra rush.

  Frank Zappa

  Alcohol, Drug, Headbands

  Song: Teen-age Wind, Album: You Are What You Is

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