If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
If you want to get together in any exclusive situation and have people love you, fine - but to hang all this desperate sociology on the idea of The Cloud-Guy who has The Big Book, who knows if you've been bad or good - and CARES about any of it - to hang it all on that, folks, is the chimpanzee part of the brain working.
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
Hey, let's get serious... God knows what he's doin' He wrote this book here And the book says: 'He made us all to be just like Him', So... If we're dumb... Then God is dumb... (And maybe even a little ugly on the side)
So many books, so little time.
Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet.
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