P. J. O'Rourke Quotes About Dating

Quotes about: Dating

• Stay away from girls who cry a lot or who look like they get pregnant easily or have careers.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Girl, Work, Careers

  P. J. O'Rourke (2010). “Driving Like Crazy: Thirty Years of Vehicular Hell-Bending, Celebrating America the Way It's Supposed To Be With an Oi”, p.23, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

• Dating is the social engagement with the threat of sex at its conclusion.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Sex, Dating, Engagement

  P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People”, p.96, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

• Dates used to be made days or even weeks in advance. Now dates tend to be made the day after. That is, you get a phone call from someone who says, "If anyone asks, I was out to dinner with you last night, okay?"

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Night, Phones, Dating

  P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People”, p.99, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

• Men generally pay for all expenses on a date ... either sex, however, may bring a little gift, its value to be determined by the bizarrness of the sexual request to be made later that evening.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Sex, Men, Dating

  P. J. O'Rourke (1983). “Modern manners”, Dell Books

• Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Wife, Dating, Advice

  P.J. O'Rourke (2015). “Thrown Under the Omnibus”, p.23, Atlantic Books Ltd

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