A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
Actually, there is no way of making vomiting courteous. You have to do the next best thing, which is to vomit in such a way that the story you tell about it later will be amusing.
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did.
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