The typical old-fashioned diet (in the nineteenth century) was so bad it almost assembled modern dieting.
This country is so urbanized we think low-fat milk comes from cows on Nutri/System weight-loss plans.
Imagine a weight-loss program at the end of which, instead of better health, good looks, and hot romantic prospects, you die. Somalia had become just this kind of spa.
It is important to remember when making jokes about women, that they are not a minority. They weren't captured on another continent and brought here in leg-irons (funny shoes, yes, but not leg-irons) and Hitler didn't blame them for Germany's loss in WWI. Therefore, you can make any kind of fun of them you want.
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