P. J. O'Rourke Quotes About Animals

Quotes about: Animals

• You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Sarcastic, Humorous, Animal

  P.J. O'Rourke (2012). “Holidays in Hell”, p.165, Atlantic Books Ltd

• There's not a woman in the book, the plot hinges on unkindness to animals, and the black characters mostly drown by Chapter 29.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Book, Character, Animal

• To mistrust science and deny the validity of the scientific method is to resign your job as a human. You'd better go look for work as a plant or wild animal.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Jobs, Humor, Animal

  P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government”, p.197, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

• Never wear anything that panics the cat.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Fun, Cat, Animal

  P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People”, p.12, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

• Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Funny, Children, Food

  P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People”, p.113, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

• In the wake of Animal House, all of us at the Lampoon had a lot of Hollywood opportunities. We could definitely get people to return phone calls.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Animal, Opportunity, Phones

  Source: www.avclub.com

• I bought my first house because of Animal House.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Animal, House, Firsts

  Source: www.avclub.com

• In the wake of Animal House, the stock briefly and quite wrongly shot up. So I love that movie.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Animal, House, Shots

  Source: www.avclub.com

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