Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends.
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty.
Men, their rights, and nothing more; women, their rights, and nothing less.
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
Art is the only way to run away without leaving home.
Men have become the tools of their tools.
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
For your information, I would like to ask a question.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
I would have made a good pope.
I think it would be a good idea.
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