Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.
Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths.
Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 2
Yeah, I treat all my heroines like children now. I pick them up, I cuddle them, I call them baby.
I don't write cheques anymore because I end up signing them "with love, shan rukh"
Yes it's going really well. We are planning on having a baby together.
I would like to be able to admire a man's opinions as I would his dog - without being expected to take it home with me.
The only possible conclusion the social sciences can draw is: some do, some don't.
Women should be tough, tender, laugh as much as possible, and live long lives. The struggle for equality continues unabated, and the woman warrior who is armed with wit and courage will be among the first to celebrate victory.
Sons branch out, but one woman leads to another.
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
You have to count on living every single day in a way you believe will make you feel good about your life - so that if it were over tomorrow, you'd be content with yourself.
A word of kindness is seldom spoken in vain, while witty saying are as easily lost as the pearls slipping from a broken string.
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!
The real fact of the matter is that nobody reads ads. People read what interests them, and sometimes it's an ad.
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
The witty woman is a tragic figure in American life. Wit destroys eroticism and eroticism destroys wit, so women must choose between taking lovers and taking no prisoners.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
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