I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.
I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge.
Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.
Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet.
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
I do not believe that a man should be restrained in his daily actions by being afraid of punishment after death or that he should do things only because in this way he will be rewarded after he dies. This does not make sense. The proper guidance during the life of a man should be the weight that he puts upon ethics and the amount of consideration that he has for others.
More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.
Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.
If you're not doing what is best for your body, you are the one who lose.
In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
From birth, man carries the weight of gravity on his shoulders. He is bolted to earth. But man has only to sink beneath the surface and he is free.
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his own weight.
Weight Watchers is not intimidating. It's not a diet. It's a lifestyle.
The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life.
A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.
The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass.
When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.
In the Seventies, women runners, developing amenorrhea and calcium-related shin splints, were the first to realize that nature is hovering over us, ready to shut down our systems if our fetus-feeding fat reserve drops below a certain percentage of body weight. In other words, in nature's eyes we are nothing but milk sacs and fat deposits.
When you ignore your belly, you become homeless. You spend your life trying to erase your own existence. Apologizing for yourself. Feeling like a ghost. Eating to take up space, eating to give yourself the feeling that you have weight here, you belong here, you are allowed to be yourself -- but never quite believing it because you don't sense yourself directly.
I had a gentleman in college tell me, during a date, that I could be really pretty if I lost some weight. On a date!
Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of the women they're married to.
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