Sex Quotes - Page 4

• The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.

  Truman Capote

  Witty, Good Things, Masturbation

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• Practitioners of tantra don't decide to break the rules. They are not particularly hung up on having sex or eating meat or drinking alcohol. They don't strive to do these things, nor do they strive to avoid them.

  Frederick Lenz

  Philosophy, Drinking, Alcohol

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• The usual sniggering examples of animal behaviour were brought in to explain cheating. Funny how the behaviour of shrews and gibbons is never used to explain table manners or road safety or gardening, only sex. Anyway, it was bad Darwinism. Taking the example of a monkey and applying it to yourself misses the point that animal behaviour is made for the benefit of the species, not as an excuse for the individual. Being incapable of sustaining a stable pair and supporting children is really not in the interests of our species. Neither is it really in the best interests of the philanderer.

  A. A. Gill

  Cheating, Children, Animal

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• Power comes from doing meditation, leading a controlled life, being conservative, not wasting all your energy on drugs, alcohol and sex and other pastimes. The guideline for all experience is how you feel afterwards.

  Frederick Lenz

  Meditation, Alcohol, Drug

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• When you're in a relationship, the dynamic seems to change over time. I only had two long-term girlfriends, but with both of them, as time went on, the sex tapered off in terms of frequency. We had sex less and less often. And talking with friends or whatever, hearing other people's stories, that seems to be the case with a lot of romantic relationships.

  Chester Brown

  Girlfriend, Talking, Two

  Source: therumpus.net

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• Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.

  Lord Chesterfield

  Witty, Ridiculous, Pleasure

  Attributed in W. Somerset Maugham, Christmas Holiday (1939)

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• I never asked my mother where babies came from but I remember clearly the day she volunteered the information....my mother called me to set the table for dinner. She sat me down in the kitchen, and under the classic caveat of 'loving each other very, very much,' explained that when a man and a woman hug tightly, the man plants a seed in the woman. The seed grows into a baby. Then she sent me to the pantry to get placemats. As a direct result of this conversation, I wouldn't hug my father for two months.

  Sloane Crosley

  Mother, Baby, Father

  "I Was Told There'd Be Cake". Book by Sloane Crosley, books.google.ru. 2008.

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• Sometimes I get real lonely sleeping with you.

  Haruki Murakami

  Lonely, Real, Loneliness

  Haruki Murakami (2011). “A Wild Sheep Chase”, p.11, Random House

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• There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.

  Lewis Grizzard

  Love, Funny, Life

  Lewis Grizzard (1989). “Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes”, Ballantine Books

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• My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

  Les Dawson

  Funny, Sexy, Sex Relationships

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Nothing risque, nothing gained.

  Alexander Woollcott

  Risque

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• It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.

  Joan Rivers

  Love, Life, Sexy

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• When you make sex to a person, woman or man, you think it unites you. For a moment it gives you the illusion of unity, and then a vast division suddenly comes in. That's why after every sex act, a frustration, a depression sets in. One feels that one is so far away from the beloved. Sex divides, and when love goes deeper and deeper and unites more and more, there is no need for sex. Your inner energies can meet without sex, and you live in such a unity.

  Rajneesh

  Men, Thinking, Frustration

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• I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny Relationship, Goggles, Firsts

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• If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.

  Dorothy Parker

  Party, Skirts, Kick Ass

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• Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Humorous, Dirty

  Everything You Always Wanted to Know about Sex (1972 film)

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• Sex is like money; only too much is enough.

  John Updike

  Too Much, Funny Money, Enough

  1968 Couples, ch.5.

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• Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.

  Arthur C. Clarke

  Reading, Computer, Amusing

  "The Odyssey File". Book by Arthur C. Clarke, 1984.

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• Sex is a body-contact sport. It is safe to watch but more fun to play.

  Thomas Szasz

  Sports, Fun, Play

  Thomas Stephen Szasz (1981). “Sex by prescription”, Penguin (Non-Classics)

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• I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

  Woody Allen

  Life, Answers, Knows

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• Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

  Woody Allen

  Love, Funny, Life

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  I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

  Johnny Carson

  Death, Drinking, Health

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• We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

  Lily Tomlin

  Witty, Believe, Funny Relationship

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• The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.

  Alfred Kinsey

  Making Love, Action, Professors

  Quoted in Barbara Rowes, The Book of Quotes (1979)

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• When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.

  Frederick Bushnell "Jack" Ryder

  Funny, Witty, Men

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