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  Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

  John Barrymore

  Relationship, Sexy, Witty

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• My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in Junior High. The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy. I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and stapled his nuts to a stack of papers.

  Eminem

  Teacher, Nuts, Guy

  "Song: 'My Name Is (Bootleg Version)'". 1999.

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• And why is it "homophobic" for Senate Republicans to look askance at sex in public bathrooms? Is the Times claiming that sodomy in public bathrooms is the essence of being gay? I thought gays just wanted to get married to one another and settle down in the suburbs so they could visit each other in the hospital.

  Ann Coulter

  Gay, Essence, Looks

  "Cruising While Republican" by Ann Coulter, www.wnd.com. September 5, 2007.

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• Darwin theorized that mankind (both male and female) evolved alongside each other over millions of years, both reproducing after their own kind before the ability to physically have sex evolved. They did this through "asexuality" ("without sexual desire or activity or lacking any apparent sex or sex organs"). Each of them split in half.

  Ray Comfort

  Years, Desire, Males

  Ray Comfort (2009). “Nothing Created Everything: The Scientific Impossibility of Atheistic Evolution”, p.163, WND Books

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• Having been issued the false prospectus of happiness through unlimited sex, modern man concludes, when he is not happy with his life, that his sex has not been unlimited enough. If welfare does not eliminate squalor, we need more welfare; if sex does not bring happiness, we need more sex.

  Anthony Daniels

  Men, Doe, Needs

  "All Sex, All the Time". www.city-journal.org. Summer 2000.

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• There really is no difference in the actual writing or plotting. I choose to tell different stories for the younger reader and, of course, I would never put sex and extreme violence in a YA book. But writing for adults and children requires the same care and attention.

  Michael Scott

  Children, Book, Writing

  Source: emunderwood.com

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• Men are having sex with animals and we wonder why the animals attack us. And I'll tell you why: it's cuz of that one sick man, and it's up to me and a half-mexican to stop him.

  Dave Attell

  Animal, Men, Sick

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• It is well known that a loose and easy dress contributes much to give to both sexes those fine proportions of body that are observable in the Grecian statues, and which serve as models to our present artists.

  Jean-Jacques Rousseau

  Artist, Giving, Dresses

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• Sex and love are like tea and milk. They can be mixed or they can be taken straight. Each has certain distinctive characteristics, but when they are combined they form a unique substance.

  Joyce Brothers

  Taken, Unique, Tea

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• People will begin to explore all the sidestreets of sexual experience, but they will do it intellectually. . . . Sex won't take place in the bed, necessarily--it'll take place in the head!

  J. G. Ballard

  People, Bed

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• Whatever a man thinks about sex, you can be sure that he thinks about sex almost constantly.

  Joyce Brothers

  Men, Thinking

  Joyce Brothers (1985). “What Evry Wom Know Men”, Ballantine Books

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• Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love--that's not so bad either.

  Mae West

  Love Is, Things In Life, Without Love

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• God bids you not to commit lechery, that is, not to have sex with any woman except your wife. You ask of her that she should not have sex with anyone except you -- yet you are not willing to observe the same restraint in return.

  Saint Augustine

  Wife, Return, Lechery

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• Life can be swamped by sex very easily if sex is not normally satisfied.

  Walter Lippmann

  Satisfied, Ifs

  Walter Lippmann (1914). “Drift and Mastery: An Attempt to Diagnose the Current Unrest”

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• Solutions: Seek an understanding of the other sex's best intent.

  Warren Farrell

  Understanding, Solutions

  "The Myth of Male Power". Book by Warren Farrell, 1993.

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• As long as society tells men to be the salespersons of sex, it is sexist for society to put only men in jail if they sell well. We don't put other salespersons in jail for buying clients drinks and successfully transforming a "no" into a "maybe" into a "yes." If the client makes a choice to drink too much and the "yes" turns out to be a bad decision, it is the client who gets fired, not the salesperson.

  Warren Farrell

  Men, Jail, Long

  Warren Farrell, James P. Sterba (2008). “Does feminism discriminate against men?”, Oxford University Press

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• Sex, which ought to be an incident of life, is the obsession of the well-fed world.

  Rebecca West

  World, Life Is, Obsession

  Rebecca West (2011). “The Young Rebecca: Writings of Rebecca West 1911-17”, p.82, Open Road Media

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• When those of our army whose voices are likely to coo tell us that the day of sex antagonism is over and that henceforth we only have to advance hand in hand with the male, I do not believe it.

  Rebecca West

  Believe, Army, Hands

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• Sex is more than an act of pleasure, it’s the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it’s almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can’t take it. And at this moment you’re a part of them.

  Thom Yorke

  Able, Breathtaking, Moments

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• I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.

  Jay McInerney

  Love, Life, Witty

  Twitter post from Jan 09, 2013

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• Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.

  Suze Orman

  Women, Fake, Finance

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  There is more to sex appeal than just measurements

  Audrey Hepburn

  Measurement, Appeals, Contrary To Popular Belief

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• Everything that truly makes us happy is quite simple - love, sex and food!

  Meryl Streep

  Simple, Simple Love

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• So now it turns out that Thomas Jefferson was having sex with Sally Hemings while serving in the 101st Airborne during the Vietnam War.

  Ann Coulter

  War, Vietnam, Airborne

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• The media is all over this Oui interview that Arnold did 25 years ago. Now, he's admitted he smoked pot, had group sex and didn't mind dating a girl that was out of shape and kind of fat if she satisfied him sexually. So, his handlers have stopped comparing him to Reagan and started comparing him to Clinton.

  Bill Maher

  Girl, Years, Media

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