Seats Quotes - Page 36

• Do I think there is a heaven? Uh, yeah I do. Like a really big gymnasium. How do I see myself there? With really bad seats.

  David Letterman

  Thinking, Heaven, Yeah

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• I love having an open seat next to me on the train. What's even better is when my seat is open too because I just stayed home.

  Demetri Martin

  Home, Next, Train

  FaceBook post by Demetri Martin from Mar 20, 2013

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• I got a job at an amusement park. I like to make the rides more terrifying by throwing a couple of screws onto the seats.

  Emo Philips

  Jobs, Couple, Amusement

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• You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Kids, Redneck, Car

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• According to Life & Style, Lance Armstrong was seen canoodling with fitness model Kim Strother, and the night before, he was with Ashley Olsen. He's going from bar to bar picking up women - how does he get them home? Does he put them on the handlebars, or does he have a banana seat?

  Chelsea Handler

  Home, Night, Style

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• Some field days can be tough. I've worked inside fuel tanks with 3 foot ceilings, in -42 to +42 Celsius temperatures, in snow and smoke and hail, and I've dug through snow and ice and pavement to find legal evidence. I've worked clear through the night by headlamp, and I've flown in a rickety long-islander with propane tanks strapped into the other seats. I've jury-rigged missing equipment, broken into my own truck, and cut out an emergency helicopter pad with a machete. I've been hungry, cold, tired, lost, injured, and downright hopeless!

  Mark Mason

  Tired, Cutting, Night

  "Career Spotlight: What I Do as a Land Surveyor". Interview with Andy Orin, lifehacker.com. December 10, 2015.

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• The young people, they don't knock on the door politely and say "May I come in?" They barge in, they take your seat, and you're obsolete unless you recreate and somehow find grace somewhere else. Another profession may not be like that.

  Joan Chen

  Doors, Somewhere Else, People

  "Joan Chen and Amanda Schull Interview MAO’S LAST DANCER". Interview with Sheila Roberts, collider.com. August 18, 2010.

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• If you want to play a cool punk club, that's great - but punk clubs don't have any toilet seats. After a while, little things like that become big issues.

  Joe Casey

  Play, Issues, Toilet Seat

  Source: thequietus.com

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• I always wondered if those WWJD bracelets worked, so I bought one the other day. Well, a few minutes later, I was on a plane and this little kid was kicking my seat repeatedly, while his sister sang along with her walkman and their mother just sat there. I almost turned around and went off, and then I caught sight of my bracelet. What would Jesus do? So I lit them on fire and sent them all to Hell.

  Daniel Tosh

  Mother, Jesus, Kids

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• I like to play pranks on my girlfriend, you know, keep things fresh for me, make me laugh, you know? She hates it. But like, the other night, I put Saran wrap over the toilet seat, you know, which doesn't sound that original, but she's bulimic.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Girlfriend, Hate, Night

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• This Italian restaurant I'm at is authentic! When they seat you, they give you a mustache.

  J. B. Smoove

  Italian, Giving, Mustache

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• For whatever reason, acting took the front seat but all of the projects that I've been doing seem to have some sort of musical element to them.

  Chrissie Fit

  Musical, Acting, Elements

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• What has brought unique, irreplaceable me - out of all the possibilities of life-here, now, to this? Was all my youth-the paper route after school, the stolen moments in the back seats of borrowed cars, the football workouts, the cramming for finals-meant to end this way, dying in a muddy paddy?

  William Broyles, Jr.

  Football, Workout, School

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• There is something remarkably and peculiarly English about the passion for sitting on damp seats watching open-air drama only the English have mastered the art of being truly uncomfortable while facing up to culture.

  Sheridan Morley

  Art, Drama, Passion

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• America's Most Wanted? I love it when there's a guy in the back seat pounding his head on the plexiglas. That to me is the best.

  Pauly Shore

  America, Guy, Wanted

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• You know, we'll hardly get our feet out of time [and] into eternity that we'll bow our heads in shame and humiliation. We'll gaze on eternity and say, 'My God! Look at all the riches there were in Jesus Christ, and I've come to the Judgment Seat almost a pauper!

  Aiden Wilson Tozer

  Jesus, Feet, Looks

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• God literally moves his throne from heaven. When this happens the church is building a chair, a seat, a place for God to come.

  Tommy Tenney

  Moving, Heaven, Church

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• Jesus began to lean forward and rise from His seat. As the anointing caught in the folds of His garments, it began to splash out and fall over the church. Jesus said, "I am beginning to rise now in preparation for my second coming. Those who will rise with Me will share in this double portion of anointing."

  Jack W. Hayford

  Jesus, Fall, Preparation

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• But what I would say to my successor is that it is important not just to shoot but to aim. And it is important, in this seat, to make sure that you're making your best judgments based on data, intelligence, the information that's coming from your commanders and folks on the ground and you're not being swayed by politics.

  Barack Obama

  Data, Important, Information

  Source: www.wbur.org

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• You come out of a store and they give you seventy-five cents change or something, rather than drop it I would always place it in the community. Sometimes I'd flip it into the hat of a busker or give it to a homeless person. But what I most enjoyed was putting it on a windowsill or on a bench seat or somewhere where I knew that the community would get it.

  Jason Mraz

  Giving, Community, Benches

  Interview with Maranda Pleasant, www.marandapleasantmedia.com. October 23, 2012.

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• I was in the hospital for a month and a half of my first-grade year, so I missed a lot of school. I remember that I returned home from the hospital and there was a bicycle waiting for me in front of the house, a yellow and red bicycle with a big banana seat on it. This was 1980, and it's still my favorite bike.

  Brian Littrell

  Home, School, Years

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• After all, how can a society flourish, a country attain democracy and health, children grow into intelligent beings, sensitive to the needs of an ever more fragile and endangered planet, if half it's people are kept out of the driver's seat?

  Alice Walker

  Country, Children, Intelligent

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• I have always stated I designed the stadium as a toilet seat. I don't care if this is a great cultural event or a national symbol. It has nothing to do with me. It deals with the city.

  Ai Weiwei

  Cities, Events, Toilet Seat

  Interview with Claudine Ko, www.mcsweeneys.net. 2007.

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• I didn't understand how much senators and members of the House are not able to represent the people because they're too busy fundraising to maintain their seat in office. I hope we as a country start looking at how we can change that.

  Jessica Chastain

  Country, Fundraising, Office

  Source: www.glamour.com

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• Did you know that Allah promises you a seat in Paradise if you kill a Christian?

  Quentin Crisp

  Christian, Promise, Paradise

  Source: davidbenson.webs.com

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