Quentin Crisp Quotes

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• There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

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  Funny, Kids, Years

  Naked Civil Servant (1968) ch. 15

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• I don't think you can really be proud of being gay because it isn't something you've done. You can only be proud of not being ashamed.

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  Gay, Thinking, Done

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• Neither look forward where there is doubt nor backward where there is regret. Look inward and ask not if there is anything outside you want, but whether there is anything inside that you have not yet unpacked.

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  Regret, Doubt, Want

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• Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.

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  Sad, Fashion, Being Yourself

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• Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.

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  Inspirational, Levels, Dignity

  Tim Fountain, Quentin Crisp (2001). “Resident Alien: Quentin Crisp Explains it All”, MIT Press

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• Believe in fate, but lean forward where fate can see you.

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  Believe, Fate, Choices

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• What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person.

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  Inspirational, Want, Lgbt

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• When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?'

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  Peace, Atheist, Believe

  "The Wit and Wisdom of Quentin Crisp". Book by Quentin Crisp, 1984.

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• If you describe things as better than they are, you are considered to be a romantic; if you describe things as worse than they are, you will be called a realist; and if you describe things exactly as they are, you will be thought of as a satirist.

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  Writing, Realist, Ifs

  "The Naked Civil Servant". Book by Quentin Crisp, 1968.

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• To lose is not always failure.

  Quentin Crisp

  Loses

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• Fashion is a way of not having to decide who you are. Style is deciding who you are and being able to perpetuate it.

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  Fashion, Style, Able

  Speech, October 29, 1980.

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• Mainstream people dislike homosexuality because they can't help concentrating on what homosexual men do to one another. And when you contemplate what people do, you think of yourself doing it. And they don't like that. That's the famous joke: I don't like peas, and I'm glad I don't like them, because if I liked them I would eat them and I hate them.

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  Hate, Men, Thinking

  "The Celluloid Closet". Documentary, History, www.imdb.com. 1995.

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• Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.

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  Funny, Life, Way

  1968 The Naked Civil Servant, ch.18.

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• It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, 'Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.' By then, pigs will be your style.

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  Inspirational, Running, Pigs

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• To live in the past is to miss today's opportunities and tomorrow's blessings.

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  Blessing, Past, Opportunity

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• Ask yourself, if there was to be no blame, and if there was to be no praise, who would I be then?

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  Blame, Praise, Asks

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• You will survive if you believe in yourself.

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  Believe, Ifs, Believe In Yourself

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• The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.

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  Teenage, Parent, Copying

  The Naked Civil Servant ch. 19 (1968)

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• No effort is required to define or even attain happiness, but enormous concentration is needed to abandon everything else.

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  Happiness, Effort, Enormous

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• I lost the love of all the homosexuals in the world by saying that Princess Diana was trash and got what she deserved. She could have been Queen of England - and she was swanning about Paris with Arabs. What disgraceful behavior. Going about saying she wanted to be the queen of hearts. The vulgarity of it is so overpowering.

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  Queens, Princess, Heart

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• The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.

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  Relationship, Marriage, Successful

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• In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast. Those who once inhabited the suburbs of human contempt find that without changing their address they eventually live in the metropolis.

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  Expanding Universe, Addresses, Sides

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• You must stop this interview now as I have come to end of my personality.

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  Personality, Interviews, Ends

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• The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

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  Funny, Hilarious, Sarcastic

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• You should make no effort to try to join society, stay right where you are. Give your name and serial number and wait for society to come to you.

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  Inspirational, Numbers, Names

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