Quentin Crisp Funny Quotes

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• For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.

  Quentin Crisp

  Love, Funny, Sex

• Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.

  Quentin Crisp

  Funny, Life, Way

  1968 The Naked Civil Servant, ch.18.

• However low a man sinks he never reaches the level of the police.

  Quentin Crisp

  Funny, Sarcastic, Men

• If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

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  Funny, Success, Sarcastic

  "Writer, colorful gay figure Quentin Crisp dead at 90". www.cnn.com. November 21, 1999.

• There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

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  Funny, Kids, Years

  Naked Civil Servant (1968) ch. 15

• Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

  Quentin Crisp

  Funny, Sarcastic, Sex

  "The Naked Civil Servant". Biography, Comedy, Drama, www.imdb.com. 1975.

• The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

  Quentin Crisp

  Funny, Hilarious, Sarcastic

• The law is simply expediency wearing a long white dress.

  Quentin Crisp

  Funny, Humor, Law

• Keeping up with the Joneses was a full-time job with my mother and father. It was not until many years later when I lived alone that I realized how much cheaper it was to drag the Joneses down to my level.

  Quentin Crisp

  Funny, Mother, Jobs

  1968 The Naked Civil Servant, ch.1.

• An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.

  Quentin Crisp

  Funny, Missing, Lasts

  Naked Civil Servant (1968) ch. 29

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