Parking Quotes

• The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

  Will Rogers

  Inspirational, Funny, Success

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• Life is a journey, but don't worry, you'll find a parking spot at the end.

  Isaac Asimov

  Life, Journey, Worry

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• The way humans hunt for parking and the way animals hunt for food are not as different as you might think.

  Tom Vanderbilt

  Thinking, Animal, Humanity

  Tom Vanderbilt (2008). “Traffic”, p.145, Vintage

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• You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

  Tommy Cooper

  Funny, Motivation, Humorous

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• Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

  Bill Vaughan

  Baseball, Umpires, Parking Space

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• They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

  Joni Mitchell

  Nature, Environmental, Progress

  "Big Yellow Taxi" (song) (1969)

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• The sermon begins in the parking lot.

  Andy Stanley

  Sermons, Parking Lot

  Andy Stanley (2016). “Deep and Wide: Creating Churches Unchurched People Love to Attend”, p.77, Zondervan

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• I've always thought that parallel parking was my main talent.

  Calvin Trillin

  Talent, Parallels

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• My moral compass is so broken I can barely find the parking lot.

  Ben Quayle

  Broken, Moral, Compass

  "Dan Quayle's Son Wins Congressional Primary". www.foxnews.com. August 25, 2010.

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• If there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else.

  Jay Leno

  Somewhere Else, Space, Car

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• When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile.

  Bob Edwards

  Funny, Problem, Said

  Bob Edwards (1976). “The wit & wisdom of Bob Edwards”

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• 33% of urban traffic is actively seeking a parking space.

  Donald Shoup

  Space, Environmental, Urban

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• When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Real, Humor

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• Say no to parking lots!

  John Bytheway

  Parking Lot

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• A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

  Bill Vaughan

  Real, 4th Of July, Patriotic

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• We shall fight in parking lots, we shall fight in empty fields and on wide streets, we shall never surrender.

  Winston Churchill

  Fighting, Fields, Surrender

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• It's silly talking about how many years we will have to spend in the jungles of Vietnam when we could pave the whole country and put parking stripes on it and still be home by Christmas.

  Ronald Reagan

  Funny, Christmas, Country

  Ronald Reagan (1968). “I goofed: the wise and curious sayings of Ronald Reagan, 33rd Governor of California”

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• As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit - and parking as close to the stadium as possible.

  Bill Vaughan

  Baseball, Hiking, Fit

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• Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

  Will Rogers

  Country, Space, Worry

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• No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.

  Miranda Hart

  Sports, Gold, Likes

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• When you enter the voting booth, don't leave your Christianity in the parking lot.

  R. C. Sproul

  Voting, Christianity, Parking Lot

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• A 7-11 parking lot beat down is how life is.

  Karl Hess

  Life Is, Beats, Parking Lot

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• Only in america will you see people circling the parking lot looking for a close space at a gym.

  Don King

  America, Space, People

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• I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.

  Billy Connolly

  Believe, Angel, Marijuana

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• Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!"

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Humor, Parking Meters

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