Parking Space Quotes

• Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

  Bill Vaughan

  Baseball, Umpires, Jockeys

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• The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

  Will Rogers

  Inspirational, Funny, Success

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• Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

  Will Rogers

  Country, Space, Worry

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• Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world--an assigned parking space.

  Gene Perret

  Education, Teaching, Space

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• 33% of urban traffic is actively seeking a parking space.

  Donald Shoup

  Space, Environmental, Urban

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• Men are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken, and the available ones are handicapped.

  Clea DuVall

  Taken, Men, Space

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• I favor parking a few miles from the office and walking to work. You get the benefit of exercise and besides it is easier to get a parking space.

  Paul Dudley White

  Exercise, Space, Office

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• Everybody in New York City knows there's way more cars than parking spaces. You see cars driving in New York all hours of the night. Its like musical chairs except everybody sat down around 1964.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Funny, New York, Humorous

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• Probably the single most important thing about the Nobel Prize for most people is whether they get the coveted parking space on campus.

  Saul Perlmutter

  Space, People, Important

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• Don't ask God to cure cancer and world poverty. He's too busy finding you a parking space and fixing the weather for your barbecue.

  Richard Dawkins

  Cancer, Weather, Space

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• On many American campuses the only qualification for admission was the ability actually to find the campus and then discover a parking space.

  Malcolm Bradbury

  Education, Space, Campus

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• Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

  Evan Esar

  Family, Mother, Children

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• The man who is tired of London is tired of looking for a parking space

  Paul Theroux

  Tired, Men, Space

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• If there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else.

  Jay Leno

  Somewhere Else, Space, Car

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• When anything good happens to you in your day, give thanks. It doesn't matter how small it is, say thank you. When you get the perfect parking space, hear your favorite song on the radio, approach a light that turns green, or find an empty seat on the bus or train, say thank you. These are all good things that you are receiving from life.

  Rhonda Byrne

  Inspirational, Song, Space

  Rhonda Byrne (2011). “The Power”, p.114, Simon and Schuster

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• Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall?

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Space, Parks, Bathroom

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• Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space.

  Dave Barry

  Christmas, Wise, Stars

  Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Greatest Hits”, p.79, Ballantine Books

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• As long as the people who kinda wanna go kill other people are going to go kill other people who kinda wanna go kill other people, you're killing all the right people and opening up all the best parking spaces.

  Doug Stanhope

  Funny, Humor, Opening Up

  "Doug Stanhope: Deadbeat Hero". Comedy, 2004.

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• I don't know how many days I worked there [on Star Wars]. The thing I do remember was I somehow got a parking space next to Kermit the Frog. It was Jim Henson's space, with this Kermit the Frog sign. I took a photo of it and sent it to my mom with a caption that read, "Look, Mom. I made it. I got a parking space next to Kermit the Frog." I was always fascinated by the film-set infrastructures.

  John Ratzenberger

  Mom, Stars, War

  Source: www.starwars.com

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• Discount air fares, a car in every parking space and the interstate highway system have made every place accessible - and every place alike.

  Ronald Steel

  Air, Space, Car

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• I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, California, Space

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• Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall.

  Dave Barry

  Christmas, Holiday, Years

  Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Greatest Hits”, p.79, Ballantine Books

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• You could probably go three or four months without the word 'God' coming from my dad's mouth; Mum would pray for a parking space.

  Laurence Fox

  Dad, Space, Three

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• That guy just cut right in front of me. But I'm not going to let it bother me. No. I'm on my way to work and I decided it doesn't matter who wants to cut in front of my lane today. I'm not going to let it bother me one bit. Once I get to work, find myself a parking space, if somebody wants to jump ahead of me and take it, I'm going to let them.

  Oprah Winfrey

  Work, Cutting, Space

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• Murphy had found a spot on the street, which made me wonder if she didn't have some kind of magical talent after all. Only some kind of precognitive ESP could have gotten us a parking space on the street, in the shadow of a building, with both of us in sight of the apartment building's entrance.

  Jim Butcher

  Sight, Space, Shadow

  Jim Butcher (2008). “White Night: A Novel of the Dresden Files”, p.50, Penguin

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