Parks And Recreation Quotes

• Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.

  Chris Pratt

  Problem, Leslie, Symptoms

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• We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work, it doesn't matter. But work is third.

  Amy Poehler

  Inspirational, Funny, Important

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  Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.

  Aziz Ansari

  Balls, Littles, Sometimes

  Reddit AMA, www.reddit.com.

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• Zerts' are what I call desserts. 'Trée-trées' are entrées. I call sandwiches 'sammies,' 'sandoozles,' or 'Adam Sandlers.' Air conditioners are 'cool blasterz' with a 'z' - I don't know where that came from. I call cakes 'big ol' cookies.' I call noodles 'long-ass rice.' Fried chicken is 'fry-fry chicky-chick.' Chicken parm is 'chicky-chicky-parm-parm.' Chicken cacciatore? 'Chicky-cacc.' I call eggs 'pre-birds,' or 'future birds.' Root beer is 'super water.' Tortillas are 'bean blankets.' And I call forks 'food rakes.'

  Aziz Ansari

  Beer, Air, Cake

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• I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.

  Aziz Ansari

  Taken, People, Causes

  "Fictional character: Tom Haverford". Parks and Recreation, 2009–2015.

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• Disneyland really began when my two daughters were very young. Saturday was always Daddy's Day and I would take them to the merry-go-round, and sit on a bench eating peanuts while they rode. And sitting there alone, I felt there should be something built, some kind of family park where parents and children could have fun together.

  Walt Disney

  Daughter, Children, Fun

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• Disneyland is a work of love...Drawing up plans and dreaming of what I could do, everything. It was just something I kind of kept playing around with.

  Walt Disney

  Dream, Drawing, Kind

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• I wonder how they deal with mice at Disney World.

  Demetri Martin

  World, Wonder, Deals

  Twitter post from Oct 14, 2013

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• I kind of pride myself on coming onto things that are well-oiled machines and finding a way to bring what I bring and fit in, and raise it to another level if I can. And this [Code Black ] has been another one of those really fun success stories, much like Parks And Recreation, although obviously on the other side of the comedy/drama equation.

  Rob Lowe

  Fun, Drama, Pride

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I watch my favorite shows-The Walking Dead, The Office, 30 Rock and Parks and Recreation-on Netflix to unwind. Actually, I eat most of my meals while watching Netflix. It's like my companion.

  Hannah Kearney

  Rocks, Office, Walking Dead

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• I love doing comedy. One of my favorite things in the world is to do Parks and Recreation; a big fun character.

  Ben Schwartz

  Fun, Character, Favorites Things

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• I'm enjoying the opportunity that Parks And Recreation affords me to exploit my own soapbox agenda, which is to try to encourage people to make things with their hands.

  Nick Offerman

  Opportunity, Hands, People

  "Nick Offerman on Parks And Recreation and his comically oversized penis". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. July 18, 2012.

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• Ron Swanson is more than the MVP of the 'Parks and Recreation' squad, more than just the funniest character on TV - he's the perfect depiction of aggrieved American manhood at the twilight of the empire.

  Rob Sheffield

  Twilight, Character, Mvp

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• Both conservatives and liberals watch 'Parks and Recreation,' and they each think the show is for them, which is really cool. 'SNL' was totally different. It was exciting because everyone was paying attention. Political humor works when people know what you're talking about.

  Amy Poehler

  Thinking, Talking, People

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